Page 6 University Daily Kansan Monday, Nov. 23, 1964 Bachelors, Beware of This Saturday By Susan Hartley Eligible men in Dogpatch, U.S.A., might shake in their bones at this time of the year when Sadie Hawkins Day draws near, but KU men don't seem too worried. Sadie Hawkins Day? "I've heard of it, but what is it?" one student asked. If KU were Dogpatch, those would be dangerous words, and the poor boy would soon end up some speedy girl's husband without being able to do very much about it. This Saturday is the day! For 27 years now, Sadie Hawkins Day has provided unmarried Dogpatch women who are characters in Al Capp's comic strip "Li'i Abner," with an opportunity to obtain husbands by catching the community's eligible men in a foot race. The fateful day is always towards the end of November, and prior to this time unmarried citizens of Dogpatch of both sexes, and of all ages, practice their foot-racing techniques. They also scout the countryside, the men looking for places to hide out, and the women for places to find the men they have their eyes on. ALL BACHELORS are fair game, and all unmarried citizens of Dogpatch are eligible to enter the competition. There are only two requirements—one that the participant be unmarried, and one that he be a citizen of Dogpatch. Involved in Sadie Hawkins Day preparations in the current strip is Nightmare Alice who has been turned away from the booth where the women who want to enter the race have to register. Although she is quite unmarried and quite willing, she is not a citizen of Dogpatch and she refuses to become one because of her loyalty to her unnamed prince. However, Alice hasn't given up completely, for there are still five days until the race, and in "Lil' Abner," anything can happen and anything usually does. S. U.A. Quarterback Club will show the Missouri Game Film Tuesday, November 24 Free Admission Big 8 Room in the Kansas Union 8:00 p.m. Support Your Jayhawkers VAN HEUSEN younger by design Taper-for the lean trim look. Available in Lawrence ONLY AT Ross DISNEY MENS WEAR 811 Mass. YOU WILL LIKE IT AT THE JAYHAWK CAFE BECAUSE IT WILL BE OPEN OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYS 9 a.m. — Midnight Daily CLOSED THANKSGIVING DAY 1340 Ohio VI 3-9832 SEE EUROPE FOR LESS... ALL STUDENT TRIPS Travel in a small group with other students of your same age and interests. All-expense low cost trips by ship or plane: ADVENTURER: 47 days --- 10 countries --- $1072 BUCCANEER: 62 days — 10 countries (inc. Greece) $1296 VOYAGEUR: 69 days — 14 countries (inc. Scandinavia) $1440 VAGABOND: 46 days — 14 countries (inc. Russia) $1198 Write for FREE itineraries and details: AMERICAN YOUTH ABROAD, 44 University Station, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55414. SHOP AT GRANT'S DRIVE-IN PET CENTER ----New----Thrilling A SHOP FULL OF HOLIDAY GIFTS Singing Canaries - Talking Muna Birds Young Parakeets - Monkeys-Parrots Cages-Doves-etc. Stainless Steel Picture Window Aquariums. All Sizes-Pumps & Accessories-Exotic Fish-Aquarium Plants-Books. PERSONAL SERVICE Established Experienced COMPLETE CENTER UNDER ONE ROOF 1218 Conn. St. Pet Phone VI 3-2921 KU Debate Team Takes 2nd Place The KU debate squad took second place honors over 55 schools in the Wichita State University tournament last weekend. Individual honors were claimed by three debaters. Jim Klumpp, Coffeyville freshman, won third place in judging for best speaker in the tournament. Randy Schultz, Overland Park freshman, won first place in extemporaneous speaking. Klumpp and Eric Thurman, Overland Park freshman, took third place in debate for winning the most rounds. Thurman also won third place in oratory. yours with Aristocrat, Billiard Shape, $5.95 and $6.95 No matter what you smoke you'll like Yello-Bole. The new formula, honey lining insures Instant Mildness; protects the imported brier bowl—so completely, it's guaranteed against burn out for life. Why not change your smoking habits the easy way—the Yello-Bole way. $2.50 to $6.95. Official Pipes New York World's Fair Free Booklet tells how to smoke a pipe: shows shapes, write: YELLO-BOLE PIPES, INC, N.Y. 22 N. Y. Dept. 100. *Bu the makers of KAYWOODIE*