STUDENT UNION ACTIVITIES PRESENTS
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Guy 1!I think I want to be a dentist, so I'm gonna shadow someone.
Guy 2: Did you know they have the highest suicide rate in any job?
Guy 1:Uh... no.
Guy 2: It's probably because they know they're hurting people.
Guy: I would rather cut off my foot than take this test.
student union activities
Girl: That'd be pretty gross.
Guv: I'm serious. I would.
Girl: Well, good luck with that.I'm going home and taking a nap.
SUA
Girl:Is there gonna be an Aug. 31 next year?
Girl 1: I think I'm dying.
Girl 2: Why are you being so dramatic?
Girl 2: Then how do you know you have them?
Girl 1: I can just feel it.
Guy: Did you see the way that chick just
tunched me out?
Girl 1: I'm not being dramatic. I have symptoms
I've never heard of before.
Girl: What are you talking about? She wasn't looking at you.
Girl: Um, how about no. And besides, she's way out of your league.
Guy: Yeah she was.
Jacky Carter
Guy: Whatever. She totally wanted me.
TWO CENTS: ADVICE ON LOVE AND LIFE
"THREE YEARS WITHIN A COLLEGE RELATIONSHIP. I THINK ONCE YOU GET OUT OF COLLEGE TOUGH, THERE IS A WIDER AGE GAP VISIBLY AVAILABLE, AND IT BECOMES LESS IMPORTANT." - AMY LITTON, 2005 GRADUATE
"FIVE YEARS, BECAUSE I GUESS THE COUPLE WOULD BE ON BASICALLY THE SAME LEVEL OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY. A BIGGER GAP WOULD MEAN ONE MIGHT HAVE WAY MORE OR LESS EXPERIENCE THAN THE OTHER."
ERIC OLIVAS,
PARSON SOPHOMORE
Lisa Anderson
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