SUNDAY BRUNCH Sundays Will Never Be The Same $3 OFF with KUID (Originally $14.95) ALL YOU CAN EAT Complimentary Mimosa with Brunch Omelette Bar Carving Station Made to Order Waffles Eggs Benedict Different Quiche each Week Fresh Fish Pasta Feature Prime Rib Assorted Desserts THE ELDRIDGE Reservations are optional, but can be made by phone or at www.elldridgehotel.com RAINE REVIEWS NEWS YOU CAN USE HAWK TOPICS WHITNEY HOUSTON FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM BOBBY BROWN AFTER 14 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. Per the pre-nuptial agreement, Houston will get custody of the couple's 13-year-old daughter, while Brown gets first dibs to the "dank sticky-icky-icky." 2 BMW IS SET TO UNVEIL THE FIRST HYDROGEN-BURNING CAR TO BE MADE AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC. If there's one thing the Germans know how to do, it's making hydrogen-filled vehicles. 4 PRINCETON PROFESSOR EDWARD FELTEN AND TWO GRADUATE STUDENTS DEVELOP A PROGRAM TO HACK INTO AND CHANGE VOTE COUNTS ON THE CONTROVERSIAL DIEBOLD ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES. Professor Felten originally created the program more than five months ago in a failed attempt to prevent the grossly unintended Taylor Hicks from winning American Idol. 6 A TOP FASHION SHOW IN MADRID HAS BANNED "TOO-THIN" MODELS FROM PARTICIPATING. Madrid officials said they wanted their models to look more "bulimic" and less "Darfur." 3 DUANE "DOG" CHAPMAN, STAR OF THE ARE REALITY SHOW "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER," IS ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF BOUNTY HUNTING IN MEXICO. In a rare twist of the U.S.- Mexico immigration dispute, an American illegally seeking work in Mexico is arrested and threatened with a lengthy jail sentence. JAY-Z COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM. Spending all day on a yacht, attending lavish parties with celebrities and spending every night with Beyoncé? I can see why HOVA is anxious to get back to work. 20-YEAR-OLD DANIEL WAYNE SMITH,SON OF PLAYMATE,REALITY TV STAR AND GOLD-DIGGER EXTREME ANNA NICOLE SMITH,DIES MYSTERIOUSLY WHILE VISITING HIS MOTHER IN THE HOSPITAL. Some speculate that Daniel dipped into his mother's supply of TrimSpa, which turns out is nothing more than concentrated crystal meth soaked in gasoline. 8 E.COLI-CONTAMINATED SPINACH CAUSES ONE DEATH AND MORE THAN 100 SICK IN THE UNITED STATES. What do E.coll-contaminated spinach and Anna Nicole Smith have in common? Both have resulted in at least one death and more than 100 sick. A STUDY PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF LABOR RESEARCH FINDS THAT THOSE WHO DRINK ALCOHOL SOCIALLY EARN 10-14 PERCENT MORE MONEY THAN THOSE WHO DON'T. Serruski. This one can't a joke it was a real jury. The Journal of Labor Research show KU FOOTBALL'S ROAD WOES CONTINUE AS THE TEAM LOSES IN DOUBLE OVERTIME TO TOLEDO AFTER COMMITTING FIVE COSTLY TURNOVERS. At this point, KU has a worse road record than James Dean and Princess Diana combined. THINK YOU HAVE A BETTER JOKE? E MAIL ME AT HAWKTOPICS@KANSAN.COM 06> JAYPLAY 09.21.2006 07> YAYPLAY 6002.48.90 Chris Raine