LITTLE-KNOWN FOOD FACT
CRY NO MORE, ONION CUTTERS. WHETHER YOU'RE AN EXPERIENCED COOK OR JUST DABBLING WITH NEW RECIPES BEFORE YOU DICE AN ONION, TRY SOAKING IT IN COLD WATER FOR 15 MINUTES TO TAKE AWAY THE BURN, SAYS JOE SMITH MANAGER AND FORMER COOK AT PEPPERJAX GRILL, 947 NEW HAMPSHIRE ST.
Erika Bentson
DID YOU KNOW.
WHETHER YOU DRANKTOO MUCH OR ATE SOME QUESTIONABLE FOOD,AROMATIC BITTERS AND SODA WATER ARE A GREAT CURE FOR A QUEASY STOMACH.
STOCK YOUR BAR WITH A BOTTLE OF BITTERS —A MIX OF HERBS, SPICES AND ALCOHOL. "SOMETHING ABOUT THE HERBS IN THE BITTERS HELPS SOOTHE THE STOMACH," SAYS MARYK MENDES, BARTENDER AT HENRY'S ON EIGHTH, 11 E. EIGHTH ST. ALSO, IF YOU CHUG A GLASS OF THE Mixture IT WILL TAKE AWAY THE HICCUPS, HE SAYS. JUST SPLASH A FEW DROPS OF BITTERS IN A GLASS WITH SODA WATER AND ENJOY THE BENEFITS.
Erika Bentson
W WESCOE WIT
Girl 1: I want to put my hair up. He likes when I wear it up.
Girl 2: Good. Can I put it up? I can put it up, and he can watch while I do it!
Girl 1: I hate that song... you know the one with the anaconda in it?
Girl 1: Um, well that would be dumb. Ugh, maybe I will just shave my head.
Girl 2: An anaconda? Isn't that what killed that crocodile guy?
Girl 1: I don't know. Oh it's that song about liking big butts.
Girl 2: Oh, a sting ray killed him, never mind.
Guy1: Hey, you know what's crazier than crazy black dudes in Florida?
Guy 2: Crazy white dudes?
Guy1:EXACTLY.
Guy 1: What did you guys drink last night?
Guy 2: I drank two 40s and, like, five cans of Bud.
Guy 1: Oh, so if my math is correct, you drank, like 140 ounces.I think.
Guy 2: I don't want to do math right now. I am fucking hungover.
Girl: My mom called me last night and talked my ear off for 45 minutes.
Guy: I would have hung up the damn phone.
Girl: You better not ever hang up the phone on my mom!
Guy: I was referring to my mom.
Girl: Oh, yeah, I would totally hang up on her ass.
Guy: Hey!
Guy:Hey!
Beth Breitenstein
DON'T DIP YOUR DREADS
party foul
The dreaded dip can occur in one of two ways. The first is if someone lets his dreadlock slip into his own beer. The second, and far worse occurrence, is when the dreadlocked person walks by another bar patron, dipping their greasy hair into the other's open beer.
Michael Cuper, general manager and bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings 1012 Massachusetts St. saw a dread drop last week." This was a guy who let one of them dip into his own beer, but I've seen both happen." Cuper says. "He just pulled out his dread, rung it out and went on with his business."
Caleb Regan
Drinking, Dancing, and Great Fun
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and sitting in a chair, and putting on a headset.