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Tickets at the KU Union Programs Box Office Kansas Union Level 4 1 785-564-SHOW $3 Preferred Student Cardholders, $5 Student, $12 Public
When you least expect it, we're listening. A Jayplay reporter is always out there, writing down what you say. Then, each week we pick a few of your private conversations to print. Don't worry, we won't reveal your names... unless you owe us money.
Girl 1: What was that stuff called?
Girl 2: I don't know what it's called, but I told you it was good. It's made by Vaseline.
Girl 1: I love cartoons!
Girl 2: Have you seen that one
where the snake dresses up
like a ballerina?
Girl 1: No.
Girl 2: It's awesome!
Girl: (Smelling him) Do you wear that Giorgio Armani cologne?
Woman on speakerphone:
Do you have the munchies?
Girl 1: Of course, Mom. How do you think people gain the Freshman 15? They're fucking high.
Guy:No it's like Awkinthonica...
I can't pronounce it. It's good though.
Speakerphone: (laughs) OK, I've got to go back to the casino.
Girl 1: All right Mom, I'll be expecting a drunk dial later. Don't gamble all our money away.
Girl 1 (to Girl 2): Last time she went to Vegas she got drunk, went up and hugged a tree and said,"I love you, tree."
Girl 1 (looking my direction):
Is that guy listening to us?
Girl 2: He probably just thinks you're cute.
Girl 1: That's creepy.
Girl 1:1 yelled at him last night because I thought he cheated on me.
Girl on phone: I'm on campus. I have four hours between classes so I'm camping out in the basement of Budig, napping. You could say I'm the queen of campus-napping.
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: He didn't call me back.
Girl 2: So... you thought he cheated on you? That doesn't make any sense.
Bart Vandever, Jacky Carter
06→ JAYPLAY 09.07.2006