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Brothers from another mother? Illegitimately probably. Seniors Fred Davis and DeJuan Atway give colorful insight to modern college problems and issues. Should you care? Good question. We'll let you decide.
Personally, I have no desire to take steroids or anything else that might disturb my downstairs plumbing. As my old buddy once told me, "DeJuan, steroids only affect the water bags not the water hose." Despite that great advice and the usual public outrage associated with steroids, I completely understand why people take them. The old adage is that steroids make athletes bigger, faster and stronger, which in turn might lead them to an incredible pay day in their sports of choice.Would I take 'roids if it could get a job writing a column for the New York Times, ESPN or Sports illustrated right out of college? No.Would I consider it? You dam right I would.You can't accuse people of "cheating" by taking steroids, because — guess what — there are tons of lying, cheating, unethical people in the world who have never stepped foot in a gym. People who take steroids are just easier to recognize.
Roidin', juicin' or whatever you call it, there is one undeniable fact — they work. I work out quite a bit, and because I'm a naturally skinny dude, I have to take supplements in order to see any kind of muscle mass gain. Sure, I've seen some improvements, but don't think that taking a cycle of 'roids hasn't crossed my mind too. I wanna be a big guy. Most guys that lift do. And with steroids, you'll get big. Just look at my hero, the greatest action-movie and one-liner actor of all time, Arnold Schwarznegger. While he only took them for a short time, he's quick to point out the advantages steroids have. Hell, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa helped bring baseball back with every needle in the buttcheek they took to crush home runs at a record-setting pace.
But, they shrink your testes. Acne sucks,'roid rage is dangerous, but to shrink two of my closest friends? That protein shake will do just fine.
WANT DEJUAN AND FRED TO ADDRESS YOUR TOPIC? E-MAIL EANDI@KANSAN.COM.
GET OUT Jubilee Café
Lend a helping hand in the Lawrence community by volunteering at the Jubilee Café, a non-profit breakfast program. Serve the most important meal of the day to the café's homeless and inneed guest. Volunteers meet from 6 to 9:30 a.m. each Tuesday and Friday at the First United Methodist Church, 946 Vermont St. Jubilee serves in a restaurant-style setting,setting
it apart from other food service programs. For information on getting involved with the Jubilee Café, contact Paige Blair and Jenna Allegre, coordinators with the Center for Community Outreach at 864-4073 or email jubilee@ku.edu. Groups are welcome too, but give the coordinators a heads-up before coming to help out.
Carissa Pedigo
14➔ JAYPLAY 08.24.2006