FASHION FIND BEARDS ARE BACK HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK DOWN, BEFORE YOU CALL HIM A MAN? THE ANSWER MY FRIENDS, MAY LIE IN AN UNLIKELY PLACE...FACIAL HAIR. Freshman Kurtis Martin sports the classic beard, a timeless choice that speaks paragraphs about who he is as a person. "Basically, I chose this style because of laziness," Martin says."I just let it go."When grown out to its logical conclusion, the classic beard can evoke images of such greats as former president Ulysses S. Grant or John Lennon circa Let it Be."I prefer to keep it trimmed. I don't want to go to freaky," Martin says. Junior Brady Hartman sports a newer brand of facial hair. "My mom likes to call it chin whiskers," Hartman says. The official name for Hartman's hair doo is up for discussion, but what is for sure, is that his beard is part of a lineage of goatees that saw its heyday in the 1990s and remains a popular choice today. Hartman relays another notable reason for growing out his goatee: "You could say the ladies like the chin hair." Whether you're singin' along groovin' by yourself or just studying in the library, we'll catch you with the Sophomore Gido Van de Liefvoort embraces a unique style of moustache."It's basically the handlebar with a little soul patch thrown in there," he says. On a larger scale, this handlebar moustache has made an unlikely resurgence after mysteriously disappearing from the popular consciousness in the late '70s. Van de Liefvoort says he sports it because it was just something he hadn't tried before. Bart Vandever MUSIC THAT MOVES YOU Listener: Lindsey Kupper, Lenexa senior Tune: "Capricorn" by 30 Seconds to Mars Action: Chilling at Java Break, 17 E. Seventh St. Listener: Austin Hall Lawrence freshman Tune: "My Star" by International Noise Conspiracy Action: Strolling downtown Katherine Loeck 5. Tell your date that instead of going to the movie,you'd rather go back to your parents' house and look at your baby pictures together. 4. Very obviously pick your underwear out of your crack and then quickly give your fingers a sniff. 3. Go into great detail about the time your ex dumped you and to retaliate, you boiled Whiskers, your ex's pet rabbit. 2. Ask your date to go with you to the campus computer lab to message each other via Myspace.com because you don't have much experience talking in person. 1. Talk like Yoda from Star Wars... all night. Megan Heffley 06 ⇒ JAYPLAY 08.24.2006 ---