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After the fact
The best part of this mess is that clean up is relatively easy, Blaskie says. Everything can be thrown away — the tarp, the padding, even the swimsuits, he says, and floors can be washed. The hardest part of cleaning, is getting the oil out of hair, champion Adkins says. It took Adkins three days to get the oil out of her hair and that was with dish soap, which helps cut through the grease.
Oil can up the ante in more than just wrestling. Last summer, Brian Palmer,
LAST SUMMER, BRIAN PALMER, LEAVENWORTH FRESHMAN,
REALIZED THE POTENTIAL OF LUBRICANT AND TWISTER AT
A FRIEND'S PARTY. COVERED IN NOTHING BUT HIS SKIVVIES
AND BABY OIL, PALMER REMEMBERED HOW FUN AND
DIFFICULT THE GAME OF PHYSICAL SKILL WAS.
Leavenworth freshman, realized the potential of lubricant and Twister at a friend's party. Covered in nothing but his skivvies and baby oil, Palmer remembered how fun and difficult the game of physical skill was. Slipping and sliding all over the oily mat with four friends, Palmer
saw how baby oil could take an old game and put a new twist on it.
"It's like you're a kid again, but with alcohol and baby oil," Palmer says.
Palmer's wet 'n wild Twister experience opened his eyes to more than just childhood memories, though. It opened his
mind to a world of possibilities. Palmer sees the possibility of strip baby oil Twister, where whenever a person takes a spill, they strip off a piece of oil-soaked clothing. Another olly option is a greased up version of hide-and-seek, where everyone is naked and oiled up. Palmer's idea stems from the incident following his Twister mayhem where friends chased his nude body through the backyard trying to wash him down.
The lesson to be learned from Palmer and others is there's no stopping you when you're greased up and ready to go.
Model Kim Wallace,Fort Smith,Ark., Junior squirts baby oil into the hands of model Andrew Oberther, Wichita sophomore. The pair then played a game of Twister.
FASHION FIND LEGGINGS ARE BACK
Think of one item of clothing that was popular when you were in grade school and never thought — nor hoped — would come back in style. If you guessed leggings, you would be correct. The lengthy Lyca leg-casings are making their once-in-a-decade victory lap this year, showing up on everyone from anemic models to portly secretaries and everyone in between.
Should you feel the desire to buy into this questionable lapse in the top fashion designers' judgment this season, local
retailers should be carrying the item soon. Katie Zeller, sales clerk at Ginger and Maryanne's, 914 Massachusetts St., says her store should be receiving a few different brands of leggings in September. "It's been coming back along with the straight leg jeans. The two kind of go together with the tapered fit," Zeller says.
Leggings can be paired with loose-fitting dresses or tulip skirts for those not willing to show off every square Inch of their butts.
Malinda Osborne
Girl #1: (on phone) Hi Mom.
Girl #2: I want to talk to your mom! (Girl #1 puts phone on speakerphone) There's a boy in your daughter's bed! There's a boy in your daughter's bed!
Mom: So, you're having fun in college, then?
Girl #1: You guys broke up?
But he was the nicest guy! How come?
Girl #2: I just like drinking lots of alcohol with my friends.
When you least expect it, we're listening. A Jayplay reporter is always out there, writing down what you say. Then, each week, we pick a few of your private conversations to print. Don't worry, we won't reveal your names... unless you use our money.
WESCOE WIT
**Guy #1**: (playing with modeling clay) Remember back in the day when we used to eat Play-Dough?
**Guy #2**: Yeah.
Guy #1: Well, I think I did that yesterday.
**Guy #2**: Yeah? Did you notice that this stuff doesn't taste salty like Play-Dough?
**Guy #1**: Yeah.
**Girl:** (after walking into her dorm room) This is the smallest thing I have ever seen!
**Guy:** Welcome to college.
**Girl:** Really? (Glances at guy's crotch.) Is everything small here?
Girl: Two drums and a cymbal fall into a canyon... bah dum chhhh.
Guy: I don't get it.
Girl: Two drums. And a cymbal. Fall into a canyon. Bah dum chhhh...
Guy: I know. I still don't get it.
Girl: Bah dum chhhh? Like drums and cymbals.
Guy: Oh.
Girl #1: I got into SPED 500. Sign Language.
Girl #2: (flails hands)
Girl #1: What did you just say?
Girl #2: I'm so full of shit, I should be a toilet.
Becka Cremer
QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'.BITCH + MOAN WILL BE BACK NEXT THURSDAY TO ANSWER YOUR RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS. IN THE MEANTIME, GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND A PRESENT, TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER AND USE A CONDOM. PLEASE SEND QUESTIONS TO BITCH@KANSAN.COM AND CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK.
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