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**Guy 1:** Wow, that is a totally tripped-out math book.
**Guy 2:** I know, the cover is almost psychedelic.
**Guy 1:** Cool.
**Guy 2:** Yeah.
Guy: I'm hoping Britney was drunk or on drugs at the VMs.
Girl! Either that, or they couldn't give her any real choreography because she's too out of shape.
Guay: But she's B. Spears!
**Giri:** That doesn't mean so much anymore, honey.
**Guy:** Rudel
**Guy 1:** I wonder what you'd look like if you shaved off all your facial hair except your mustache.
**Guy 2:** Uh, that wouldn't be a pretty sight.
**Guy 3:** Yeah, I can see it now. You could just put a label on your face that said "moulestache."
Girl 1: Anyone wanna guess what kind of turnover this is that I'm about to eat?
Guy 1: Cherry
Guy 1:Cherry.
Girl 2:Yeah, I'm going to go with cherry, too.
Girl 1: (Tasting) I can't really tell. I'm just going to pretend it's rhubarb. Mmmm, rhubarb.
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