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[New Signature Drinks]
JAYPLAY = 09.13.2007
- Jayhawker Juice
- Frozini (martini for wine lovers or the wine for martini lovers)
- Eldridge Limeade
$2 off on Wednesdays
EVERY 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAY JAZZ NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY 25% OFF ALL WINE BOTTLES
TEN
great american food
[the jayhawker]
THE ELDRIDGE
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RAINE REVIEWS NEWS YOU CAN USE HAWK TOPICS
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THE U.S. GEOLOGICAL SURVEY REPORTS THAT TWO-THIRDS OF THE WORLD'S POLAR BEAR POPULATION COULD BE GONE BY 2050 BECAUSE OF MELTING SEA ICE.
A decrease in polar bears will only mean an increase in baby
A decrease in polar bears will only mean an increase in baby seals, their natural prey. You know what that means: time to break out the clubs.
2 CELEBRATED TENOR Luciano PAVAROTTI DIES AT THE AGE OF 71 AFTER BATTLED PANCREATIC CANCER.
Despite strong discouragement from Pavarotti's doctors, Matilda, the obese nurse, simply couldn't resist attempting to soothe the ailing opera star with her singing.
4 SENATOR LARRY CRAIG RENEGES ON HIS WEEK-OLD PROMISE TO RESIGN AND PLANS TO FIGHT HIS GUILTY PLEA ON CHARGES OF SOLICITING SEX IN AN AIRPORT BATHROOM. Senator Craig promised to further explain his change of mind, but most of the reporters left the press conference after the senator's "bathroom break" lasted more than half an hour.
3 HAS-BEEN POP SUPERSTAR AND UNFORTUNATE MOTHER BRITNEY SPEARS MAKES HER MUSICAL COMEBACK AT THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS IN LAS VEGAS.
And what a performance it was. Ouch.
Somehow, some way, Britney has made K-Fed look like the respectable one.
5 A WHITE HOUSE SPOKERSPerson DESCRIBES OSAMA BIN LADEN AS "VIRTUALLY IMPOTENT"AFTER A NEW TAPE FEATURING THE TERRORIST LEADER IS RELEASED.
Funny, "virtually impotent" is how I felt after watching Britney Spears' performance at the VMAS.
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Chris Raine
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