calendar september 13 THURSDAY Lawrence Art Guild Members Exhibition. Lawrence Arts Center,9 a.m.,FREE,www.lawrenceartscenter.com. Walnut Valley Festival. Cowley County Fairgrounds, Winfield, 9 a.m.-midnight, all ages, $30-$ 85, http://www.wvfest.com Clare Doveton's "BURN." Pachamama's, 11 a.m., all ages. FREE www.pachamama.com. Tea Time. Kansas Union, 3 p.m., FREE, www.suaevents.com. Weekday Farmer's Market. 1000 block of New Hampshire St., 4 p.m., FREE. Cloud Cult. Bottleneck 7 p.m. All ages, $9, www.myspace.com/ cloudcult. Devendra Banhart. Granada, 7 p.m. All ages, $20. www.myspace.com/devdrenbanhart. Artic Monkeys. Uptown Theater, 8 p.m., all ages, $22, www. arcticmonkeys.com. David Allan Coe, Crossroads, 8 p.m., all ages, $19.50-$ 75, www.davidilladavlance.com. Feature Film: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Kansas Union, Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., $2 students, www.suaewebs.com. Any swashing and/or buckling will be accepted. The Birthday Massacre. Grand Emporium, 8 p.m., all ages, $12; www.thebirthdaymasacre.com. Ample Branches/Red Water Revival. The Brick, Kansas City, 9 p.m. www.myspace.com/ amplebranches. Oh Nol Oh My!/The Legendary Terrordactyls. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+,$2, www.myspace. com/ohnohowband. Lonnie Fisher and the Funeral. Gaslight Tavern, 10 p.m. 18+. www.myspace.com/lonniefishersongs. Neon Dance Party. The Bottleneck, 10 p.m., $2-$ 5, 18+, my@myspace.com/ neondanceparty. september 14 FRIDAY Walnut Valley Festival. Cowley County Fairgrounds, Winfield, 9 a.m.-12 a.m., all ages, $30-$ 85, http://www.wvfest.com Aaron Douglas: African American Modernist. Spencer Museum of Art, 10 a.m., all ages, FREE, www.spencertart.ku.edu. Free Play at the Replay. The Replay Lounge, 3 p.m., FREE, www.replaylounge.com. Free pinball from 3-6 p.m. Elks Barbecue State Eks Barbecue State Championship. Riverfront Park, Atchison, 5 p.m., FREE, if you just like smelling everything. Wet your whistle for the Kansas City-sanctioned barbeque cookoff, featuring the state's top competitive grillers. Bingo. Eagles Lodge, 7 p.m., $6, all ages. School of Fine Arts 8th Annual Collage Concert. Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $10 students, www.liedcenter.com. 1964 The Tribute. Uptown Theater, 8 p.m., all ages, $25-$ 36.50, www.1964tribute.com Load Point Pull. Voodoo Lounge at Harrith's Casino, 8 p.m., 21+, $5. Big Stack Daddy/Lanky. Gaslight Tavern, 8 p.m., all ages, $3. Tech N9ne. Granada, 9 p.m., 18+, $24, www.therealtechn9ne.com Cosmic Bowling. Kansas Union, Jaybowl, 10 p.m.FREE, www. suaeevents.com. Trampled Under Foot. Uncle Bob T-Town Bar, Topeka, 9 p.m.,21-+,$5, www.trampledunderfootkc.com. DJ Furst Bass. Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2. The Jinx/Lovers In Transit. Jazzhau, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www myspace.com/loversintransit. Madahoochi. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+,$4, www.madahoochi.com. SEPTEMBER 15 SATURDAY Farmer's Market. 1000 block of New Hampshire St., 7 a.m., FREE. 3rd Annual KC Chocolate Festival. Overland Park Convention Center, 6000 College Blvd. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., $8, www. kansasychocolatefestival.com. Walnut Valley Festival. Cowley County Fairgrounds, Winfield, 9 a.m.-midnight, all ages, $30-$ 85, http://www.wvfest.com 18th and Vine Street Fair. Jazz District, Kansas City, Mo, 11 a.m.-7 p.m., FREE, www. americanjazmuseum.org. Comedian Buzz Sutherland. Wooldruff Auditorium, Kansas Union. $5, 2 p.m., www. buzsutherland.com. Aiden/Drop Dead Gorgeous/ Still Remains/1997. Bottleneck, 7 p.m., all ages, $15. www. myspace.com/aiden. Ludo. Granada, 7.p.m., all ages, $10, www.myspace.com/ludorock. The Faris Family. Bluegrass Barn at Apple Valley Farm, Ozawkie, 7 p.m., all ages, $10-FREE. www.farisfamilybluegrass.homestead.com. 98.9 The Rock Presents Club Wars Championship XIII. Uptown Theater. 7:30 p.m., all ages, $10. DJ Evil One. Voodoo Lounge at Harrah's Casino, 8 p.m., 21+, $5. Frank Ace, Uncle Bo's T-Town Bar, Topeka, 8:30 p.m., 21+,$5, frank.ace.com Bastard Jazz with DJ DRM/Ian Frost/Scenebooster/Kiko De Gallo, Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, www.myspace.com/djdmm, www.myspace.com/scenebooster. AM Syndicate/Ample Branches. Jackpot, 10 p.m., 18+, $5, www. mypspace.com/amysendicate. Sellout. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $6, www.selloutlive.com. Cosmic Bowling. Kansas Union, Jaybowl, 10 p.m., FREE, www.suaevents.com. Walnut Valley Festival. Cowley County Fairgrounds, Winfield, 9 a.m.-midnight, all ages, $30-$ 85, http://www.wvfest.com. september 16 SUNDAY Lawrence Photo Alliance Exhibit. Lawrence Public Library, 9 a.m., all ages, FREE, www. lawrence.libks.us.com Haitian Art from the Hughes Collection. Spencer Museum of Art. 10 a.m., all ages, FREE, www.spencerart.ku.edu. Carillon Concert. Campanile Hill, 5 p.m., FREE, www.carillon.ku.edu. The Kelvinators. Gaslight Tavern, 7 p.m., all ages, www.myspace. com/thekelvinators. Cartel.Granada, 7:30 p.m., all ages, $18, www.myspace.com/cartel Red Rocket, Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., 21+, $2, my.maspic.com/thisisprefuture. september 17 MONDAY Resume Review Day. Burge Union, Room 110. 10 a.m.to 4 p.m., www.ucckued.edu. Getting you ready for the real world. Beyond Blue Mondays with Pat Nichols and Jimie Meade. Jackpot, 6:30 p.m., 18+, FREE. School of Business Chandler Lecture: Sheila Bair. Lied Center, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE. Andrew Bird. Granada, 9 p.m. All ages, $16, www.myspace.com/ andrewbird. The Spanktones Open Jam. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+, $2. Bedroom Walls. Replay Lounge. 10 p.m., 21+,$2, www.myspace.com/bedroomwalls. Rocky Votolato/ Portugal the Man/Great Depression. Jackpot, 10 p.m., 18+,$8, www.myspace.com/ rockyvotolato. september 18 TUESDAY *Story Time.* Lawrence Public Library, 10 a.m., FREE, www.lawrence.libks.us Exhibit:"The Strand Test" by Molly Murphy. The Bourgeois Pig, 7-9 p.m., all ages, FREE. Folk Night. Signs Of Life, 7:30 p.m., FREE, www.lcarter.com. Sound Tribe Sector 9. Liberty Hall, 8 p.m., all ages, $21.50, www. sts9.com. The VLTR Trio. New Hampshire Street Bistro, 8 p.m., FREE. Enjoy jazz and half-price martinis. Savoy Brown, Beaumont Club, 8p.m., $20, www.savoybrown.com. PoradovaThe ACB's/ Fairbanks/Homegrown Buzz/ Jeriney, Hurricane, 9 p.m., www. myspace.com/poradovaband. Sound Tribe Sector 9 After Party. Granada, 11 p.m., all ages, $7, www.sts9.com. september 19 WEDNESDAY Wilco. The Blue Note, 6 p.m, $25, all ages, www.wilcoworld. net. Kansas Honors Program. Lied Center, 7 p.m., all ages, FREE Historian David A. Nichols book signing. Oread books, Kansas Union. 7 p.m., FREE. Chess Night. Aimee's Coffee House, 7 p.m., FREE, www. aimeescoffee.trip.com. Guitar Hero II Tournament (Playstation Format). Granada, 8 p.m., $5, all ages, www. thegranada.com. Robbie Fulks. Bottleneck, 9 p.m., 18+, $8, www.myspace.com/robbiefulks. That Acoustic Jam Thing. Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $2. Pleaseeasaur.Jackpot, 9 p.m., 18+, www.myspace.com/ pleaseeasaur. where? VENUES Beaumont Club Bottleneck Benton City Club 4050 Pennsylvania St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 561-2560 Crossroads KC 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence (785) 841-5483 417 E. 18th St. Kansas City, Mo. Fatso's 1016 Massachusetts Lawrence (785) 685-4055 Gaslight Tavern 317 N. Second St. Lawrence (785) 856-4330 Grand Emporium The Hurricane 3832 Main St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 531-1504 4048 Broadway Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-0884 Jackpot Music Hall The Jazzhaus 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 843-2846 The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-3320 Mojo's 1013 Park Ave. Columbia, Mo. (573) 875-0588 The Record Bar 1020 Westport Road Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-5207 Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence (785) 749-7676 Uptown Theater 3700 Broadway St. Kansas City, Mo. (816) 753-8656 VooDoo Lounge at Harrah's Casino 1 Riverboat Drive Kansas City, Mo. 09. 13.2007 JAYPLAY <03