2A NEWS THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 2007 quote of the day "All the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions can be found in a Spielberg film." James Van Der Beek, as Dawson Leery in "Dawson's Creek" fact of the day James Van Der Beek, famous for his role on "Dawson's Creek" made his major television debut in 1993 as "Paule" in an episode of the Nickelodeon series "Clarissa Explains it All." BONUS FACT: Van Der Beek has, shockingly, never been cast in a Steven Spielberg film. most e-mailed Want to know what people are talking about? Here's a list of Thursday's most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com: 1. Greek life numbers on the rise 2. Young pianists gather for institute 3. Student's script comes to life 4. New café offers international cuisine 5. Fans meet players at appreciation event The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of the Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 60045. The University Daily Kansan (ISSN 0746-4962) is published daily during the school year except Saturday, Sunday, fall break, spring break and exams. Weekly during the summer session excluding holidays. Periodical postage is paid in Lawrence, KS 66044. Annual subscriptions by mail are $120 plus tax. Student subscriptions of are paid through the student activity fee. Postmaster: Send address changes to The University Daily Kansan, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045 media partners NEWS KUJH For more news, tum to KUJH- TV on SunNews Cablevision Channel 31 in Lawrence. The student-produced airs airs at 5:30 p.m, 7:30 p.m, 9:30 p.m and 11:30 p.m every Monday through Friday. Also, check out KUJH online at ktu.edu. KJHK is the student voice in radio. Each day there is talk shows, talk shows and other content made for students, by students. Whether it's rock 'n' roll or gymnastics, sports on KJHK are popular. BEAKEND GET READY FOR THE BY AINEHI EDORO Whether you are looking for a laid-back evening, a late night of partying, or the opportunity to woo that mysterious new guy or girl who lives down the hall from you, we have the perfect event for you. "SHREK THE THIRD" IS NOT FAR, FAR AWAY There's no doubt that you are aware of the green gentle giant Shrek. But if you have not seen the summer sensation "Shrek the Third," you probably don't know how intelligent fair princesses really are. In "Shrek the Third," the famous five divas, Princess Fiona, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Rapunzel and Cinderella go on a rampage to prove to the world that fairy-tale princesses are not just about pretty faces and luxurious castles, but that they've also got brains and brawn. In addition, Justin Timberlake returns to the big screen as the voice of Artie. Meanwhile, Donkey competes for Shrek's attention with Puss in Boots, the dashing, swashbuckling cat voiced by Antonio Banderas. An opportunity to get a taste of this summer treat before it hits the stores is not Far, Far Away because "Shrek the Third" is Student Union Activities' feature film this weekend. The film will play at 8 p.m. today and Saturday in Woodruff Auditorium in the Kansas Union. B-DAY BASH AT SOLIDARITY! Are you sick of MTV? Dying to answer the call of your rebel soul? Stop by the Solidarity! Revolutionary Center & Radical Library at 1119 Massachusetts St. to celebrate the library's sixth birthday at 7 p.m. Don't expect to see militant orators spouting manifestos. Instead, prepare to enjoy an exhilarating performance by Girl in a Coma, an "all-female, socially conscious, indie-rock band," as described by Ophra Leyser, DeKalb, Ill., graduate student and member of Solidarity! Also look out for The Recipe, a Kansas City based spoken-word group that entertains with material about social justice and black liberation. There will also be food and party games for those that tire of talk about oppression. Children are welcome too. Edited by Kyle Carter Standing room only Katherine Loeck/KANSAN **Students wait in line** to pick up sports packages and away game tickets at the Kansas Athletics Ticket Office on Wednesday. Kansas football season kicks off Sept. 1. ODD NEWS Detective fired for eating wife's marijana meathalls NEW YORK — So much for the meatball defense. A veteran counterterrorism detective's claims that he flunked a drug test because his wife served him marijuana-spiked meatballs "simply weren't credible," and he has been fired by the New York Police Department, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Thursday. With the dismissal, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly rejected an earlier recommendation by an administrative judge that the detective, Anthony Chiofalo, be reinstated. Kelly has final say on firings. An attorney for Chiofalo did not immediately respond to a telephone message seeking comment. Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force, was suspended without pay in 2005 after a random drug test found marijuana in his system. The officer denied ever using drugs and demanded a hearing. During an investigation, his wife said she had secretly substituted marijuana for oregano in her meatball recipe in hopes of forcing him to leave police work. The detective's lawyers presented evidence that she had passed a lie-detector test, and offered testimony from a toxicologist that the excuse was valid. Witch accused of throwing racoon parts at businesses SALEM, Mass. — A self-proclaimed high priestess of Salem witches and a second person were accused of tossing racoon parts on the doorsteps of businesses, allegedly as part of a Wiccan community feud. Sharon Graham, 46, and a fellow Wiccan, Frederick Purtz, 22, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to charges of littering and malicious destruction of property. Graham also was charged with intimidating a witness. They were accused of putting a raccoon head and entrails on the doorsteps of Angelica of the Angels and the Goddess' Treasure Chest in May. for holding witch trials in the 17th century, has an active Wiccan community and thriving witch-related tourism. The historic seaport, famous David Gavegnano, a lawyer for Graham, and Sean Wynne, a lawyer for Purtz, both denied that their clients had anything to do with the incident. They also argued that at any rate, the malicious destruction charge wasn't valid because the storefronts weren't permanently damaged. A witness, Richard Watson, told police he accompanied Graham, Purtz and other people when they put the raccoon remains on the doorsteps. He said Graham hoped to frame a Wiccan businessman who had fired Graham from a psychic telephone business last spring. Associated Press on campus Robert Hemenway, Bryant Freeman, Gitti Salami and Amanda Martin-Hamon will hold the Town and Gown forum "The Spirit of Haiti; Art, Life and Culture" at 10 a.m. in the Central Court & Galleries in the Spencer Museum of Art. Armen Zakarian, Florida State University, will present the seminar "Marine Natural Products: Explorations in Synthesis" at 3:30 p.m. in 1001 Malott Hall. Jorge Soberon will present the seminar "The Mesoamerican Corridor in Mexico: Mainstreaming and Participatory Biodiversity Management" at 3:30 p.m. in the Seminar Room in the Hall Center for the Humanities. A free SUA Texas Hold'Em tournament will start at 4:30 p.m. in the Gridiron Room in the Burge Union. The KU Fun Fest picnic and bluegrass concert will start at 5:30 p.m. on the Edwards Campus. The film "Shrek the Third" will be shown at 8 p.m. in Woodruff Auditorium in the Kansas Union. Tickets are $2 or free with your SUA card. Free cosmic bowling will start at 10 p.m. in the Jaybowl in the Kansas Union. on the record A 20-year-old KU student reported that someone stole her wallet Aug. 19 and made several purchases with her People's Bank debit card. A 26-year-old KU student reported the theft of his bike and bike lock Wednesday near the 2900 block of Bob Billings Parkway. The total loss was valued at $390. The KU Public Safety Office reported that someone went into a lab in Haworth Hall on Wednesday and stole multiple textbooks for a total of $409. Nothing else was missing from the lab. From now until Sept. 13, you get a 50 percent refund on any 15-week course you drop. 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