lifestyles ACHOO! By Casey Barnes Knapsock staff writer Kansan staff writer Fighting a runny nose and itchy eyes is becoming a way of life for Chrissy Campobasso. Graphic by Noah Musser Campobasso, Kansas City, Mo., senior, suffers every fall and spring through the dreaded allergy season. She is not alone in her misery. "Ihave to take this pill before I go to bed, use this spray when I wake up and always carry this inhaler with me," Campobasso said, as she rummaged through her piles of allergy medicine. "But I'm used to it." Charles Yockey, chief of staff at Watkins Memorial Health Center, said that two out of three Americans suffered from hay fever, which is caused by various types of pollen in the air. This year the ragged pollen is at its worse, sending victims of allergies sniffing and sneezing across campus in what many say is the worst allergy season in years. But Yockey said fall allergies are always a problem. The week after Labor Day, more than half of the visits to Watkins were students with allergies. She spent Labor Day weekend in bed because her eyes were swollen shut. Effie Sullivan, Hugoton junior, said her allergies were definitely worse this year. "Allergies make me miserable and tired." Sullivan said, "For two weeks I couldn't do homework because my eyes hurt so bad. I always carry three handkerchiefs around with me and they're usually wet." This magnified ragweed pollen can cause all kinds of sniffles and sneezes. This year, it is wreaking all kinds of havoc. Sullivan said one reason her allergies were so bad this season was because she could not take prescription medicine. She is preparing to be tested for allergy shots, a solution she hopes will help alleviate her symptoms in the future. But Yockey said that shots only help one out of four adults with their allergy problems. Prescription medications are the best way to deal with the symptoms of allergies. "Prescription medicines may cost more Yockey said trying to get someone off over-the-counter nose spray could be challenging. than over-the-counter drugs, but they have less side effects and are much safer," Yockey said. "Over-the-counter medications should be avoided at all costs. There is no instant relief, they cause sedation and they can be addictive." He once had a patient who had to walk down the aisle of her wedding carrying nose spray because she could not breathe without it. Robert Wright, Wichita junior, knows how addictive allergy medicine can be. He said it was difficult to enjoy himself during allergy season without taking medicine. But he takes so much of some medicines that his body has become immune, he said. "Football season is no fun when you can't function properly," Wright said. "You're sitting in the stands sniffing and feeling miserable and all you want to do is take a pill. It's frustrating when your medicine doesn't work." Yockey said the worst part of the fall allergy season is coming to an end. The wait is almost over. "It is already getting better," Yockey said. "The week of Labor Day is always the worst, but patients will start coming in feeling better." The amount of pollen was stable until August 15 when the count reached 247, Yockey said. It increased to 2,900 the week of Labor Day, and the pollen will not be completely gone until there is a hard freeze toward the end of November. Until then, Yockey said the only real relief was to avoid the outdoors. "Stay inside and run the air conditioner," he said. news of the weird LEAD STORY Desmond Morris' latest documentary, "The Human Animal: The Biology of Love," now on TV in England, will appear on U.S. cable TV in January and picture a human orgasm—from inside the vagina. A tiny camera, similar to those used for exploration of the colon, was placed inside Wendy Duffield, 31, and another was strapped onto her husband's penis. 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