ANNUAL SMOKER BY PAN-HELLENIC 250 FRATERNITY MEN ENJOY STUNTS IN F. A. A. Three Hours of Vaudeville Entertained the Crowd—Professors and Town Men Attend. Two hundred and fifty fraternity men attended the third annual Pan-Hellenic smoker, which was held last night in Fraternal Aid hall. This entertainment is given by the Pan-Hellenic association of the University, whose membership is made up of the eight national fraternities. The smoker was successful, and the various stunts produced by the amateurs were worthy of professionals.Beta Theta Pi appeared as a curtain opener with a magnificent pantomime, in which a soap-box boat braved the mountainous waves of a Scotch lake, and was finally upset and all its occupants drowned. Scarecely had the tears dried away, when "Rajah" Hendrickson took the stage as a representative of Alpha Tan, and produced rabbits and flowers from mere nothings. The Bible in Slang and set to music was Tom DeForest's offering. It was received with appreciation. Then came the wonderful celloist in the Phi Gamma Delta "Im perial orchestra," followed by Sigma Chi, who presented their recent hold-up, but instead of a "real gun," swords were used and the robbers finished their sketch with some piano playing. George Bowles and his affinity, Stevens, did a realistic vampire dance, and Charles Younggreen, in a personally conducted tragedy, made up Phi Psi's contribution. Probably the strongest man in the United States, if not in the world was produced by Phi Delt, for Ed Rhodes held Russell Clark above his head first with one hand and then on a piece of paper. Then he took the paper away, and such was the extent of his strength that Clark was left hanging in mid-air. Real life was pictured by Sigma Alpha Epsilon, who presented a "Sorority Pan-Hellenie" with life-like effect. The last number on the program was Sigma Nu, who put on a full minstrel show. Certain delicate local hits were made and some harmonious singing was given by Ferguson, Alcorn, Alexander and the entire company. The curtain fell on the last act—and an empty house, for everybody went down stairs to feed. Guild Meeting Saturday. The Westminster Students' Guild will meet Saturday evening at Westminster hall. Edward Weidlein of the department of chemistry, will tell of his trip to Newfoundland last summer and will illustrate it with reflect-oscope views which he obtained while there. There will also be music and refreshments. All Presbyterian students are invited. The guild was organized in January and from this time on will meet 'aë yo ÿuññæåæ Åpɪnɪŋɪŋ asəy aqery month. The Chi Omegas will give a tea for girls of the University at their chapter house on Friday afternoon from 4:30 to 6 o'clock. New Long Coats For Spring Await your Inspection the young woman who wants the new styles early in the season, our Suit Room is splendidly prepared to fill her every need. Most timely of all is our display of long coats. The variety of style effects is more pronounced than ever this season. a wider range of fabrics and more clever ideas of trimming the collar, sleeves and pockets. Tan, greys and blues are the predominating colors. Description doesn't do, these garments justice. To appreciate them, visit the department and try on a few. Make your selection now and BE FIRST WITH THE NEW MODELS. Innes Bulline & Hackman New Tailored and Lingerie Waists for Spring Moderately priced from $1 up. VICTORY AND DEFEAT. Posts in Center of Court Incon venience Players. The College basket-ball team won its first game of the trip in the contest with Fairmount College at Wichita Monday night by the score of 29 to 23. The line-up of the Wichita team was changed considerably from that which they used when they played here, and the contest was even throughout. Beamer and Nesbitt starred for the department men and Haymaker and Plank did the best work for their opponents. Haymaker led the game in scoring, with six goals from the field, and Beamer of the local squad was second with four baskets to his credit. The game with Friends University on Tuesday night resulted in the third defeat of the College team. The score was 33 to 19 The men attribute their defeat in this contest to the fact that four posts in the center of the court support the roof of the building, and since they were not used to playing around such supports, they were placed at a great disadvantage. George S. Allen of Topeka, a former student of the University, now a practicing attorney in Topeka, visited the University Tuesday. ALL-STAR TEAM. Hamilton's Choice of All-Valley Basket-Ball Five. Coach W. O. Hamilton has announced his choice of an all-star Missouri Valley basket-ball team. The five includes Dousman and Larson, guards; Heizer, center, and Long, left forward, from Kansas, and Gibson of Nebraska, right forward. The Kansas guards were chosen for their reliability and clean playing, Long for his exceptional free throwing, and Heizer because he held his opponent in every game of the season to less goals than he basketed. Gibson was given the position of right forward because of his great work in the four games played against Kansas. Basket-Ball as Played by Professors Is Dangerous. CARNAGE AMONG FACULTY. The University of Kansas football and basket-ball teams went through their entire seasons this year without a single serious injury; but it was not so with the faculty teams which have been playing weekly since Christmas. No casualties had been reported until last week when a particularly spirited game that was played in the gymnasium claimed a num Prof. C. H. Johnston, dean of the School of Education, received a very painful black eye from a back-hand blow by John Shea, a fellow in philosophy. It seems that Prof. B. F. Stelter of the English department, is an ardent admirer of Dean Johnston, for soon after the latter's misfortune he came in contact with Shea in such manner as to crack the latter's rib. At this stage of the game an undergraduate entered the conflict. It was not many minutes before the substitute stepped on Professor Stelter's nose and broke the cartilage. ber of victims. Senior Class Doings. Robert Johnston, chairman of the class day exercises, is planning on several novel stunts, and some of the traditions which Kansas has lacked in years past may be started on that day. Robert Fisher, president of the senior class, announced today several changes in the class committees. Because of the withdrawal from school of John Stewart Harvey Burgess was appointed to a place on the invitation committee. James Smith was delegated to arrange for the annual base ball game that takes place between the seniors and the alumni at commencement time. The office of class historian was given to John Harbeson and Louis LaCoss was appointed class prophet. E. L. Overman, editor of the Jayhawker, stated this morning that Oreta Moore and Delpha Johnson had been made additional members of the annual board. PHARMICS BANQUET AT THE ELDRIDGE FIFTEENTH ANNUAL AFFAIR WILL BE GIVEN TONIGHT. Many Out-of-Town Speakers- Faculty and Students Will Also Make Addresses. The fifteenth annual pharmacy "rally banquet" will be held at the Eldridge house, at 9 p. m. this evening. Over sixty guests are expected to be present including a large number of out-of-town people and former graduates: The dining hall will be decorated with pennants and flowers. A quarter composed of Ellis Cookson, Leroy Metz, William Lauterbach, and Paul Carl will furnish music for the banquet. Paul Carl will be toastmaster. Responses to the toasts will be made by members of the faculty, out-of-town guests, and students of the School of Pharmacy. Following is the program : Prof. L. E. Sayre, "Legislature and its Pharmaceutical Influence." Prof. L. D. Havenhill, "The Pharmaceutical Society." Prof. E. H. S. Bailey, "Incom patibilities and Incongruities." Prof. F. W. Bushong, "Oleum Petra, and Cruden. Prof. H. W. Emerson, "Pharmie Signs." Prof. C. M. Sterling, "Second Year," Prof. G. N. Watson, "The Phar mic." Mr. Nash, "What's the Use." Charles Cramer, "Junior Pharmic." Mr. Faxon of Kansas City, Mo. "Pharmacy Across the Border." Prof, E. L. Tague, "Industrial Chemistry and Its Relation to Pharmaey." Mr. E. R. Cookson—General talk on pharmacy. Harry Dick—"Hints to Pharmacists." J. F. Tilford of Topeka—"State Board of Public Health and Medical Worries." UNCLE SAM'S PURE FOODS Professor Jackson Tells How They Are Kept So. Prof. H. Louis Jackson of the department of chemistry spoke before the Chemical club yesterday afternoon at 5 o'clock in the Chemistry building. His subject was "What Unele Sam Does to Keep Our Foods Pure." The government, according to the speaker, has over twenty laboratories throughout the country where food is tested to see whether it is adulterated, underweighed or wrongly labeled. The United States attorney does the prosecuting by one of two methods. One is to direct the case against the goods and if it is successful the goods are sold to pay the costs, destroyed or returned to the owners on bonds. The other method is to direct the case against the firm with penalty of either a fine or imprisonment. Professor Jackson then told of the results accomplished in the first five hundred cases prosecuted. In one instance there was a fine of only one cent imposed. Kansans Wanted. Will pay 10 cents apiece for the first six copies of The Kansan for February 18, 1911, No.56, Vol. VII. Call at Kansan Office. Kress Just Received a new line of dainty Post Cards for Tinting. The prettiest assortment we have ever seen. They are 1c each. Get the "Kress' Habit" Remember It's a You Want College of Emporia defeated Southwestern College in a hard-fought game of basket-ball at Emporia, Saturday afternoon by a score of 28 to 37. Stratford System ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A HOME NEAR THE UNIVERSITY? INVESTIGATE MINE, 1232 LA. TERMS IF DESIRED, Prof. C. A. Hubach. Seniors, attention! After March 8th you cannot get your pictures in the annual.Get busy now. Squires guarantees to get your work out on time. A good assortment of reception sticks for parties and encertainments. See them at Wiedemann's. Invigorate your hair and scalp with Rexall 93. 50c and $1, at McColloch's drug store. Prof. W. H. Twenhofel, in conjunction with Prof. Charles Schuchert, of Yale University, has just published, in pamphlet form a paper on the "Ordovicie-Silurie Section of the Mingan and Anticost Islands, Gulf of Saint Lawrence," which was presented before the Paleontological society December 30, 1909. Come in and visit Soxman's fountain. Published a Pamphlet. Try the molasses taffy at Wiedemann's. Don't forget the Hiawatha after the dance. Seniors! Squires for your annual pictures. If thinking of giving a party, see Soxman & Co. for your ice cream and ices. If you are going to have a party or entertain, see Wiedemann about refreshments. Seniors! Last call for annual pictures. Must be finished by March 8. If Squires makes them they will be finished in time. Seniors, If SQUIRES makes your Picture it will be finished BY MARCH 8TH That's the time limit