KANSAN.COM / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011 / SPORTS
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain
FACT OF THE DAY
The longest drive in golf ever is 515 yards. The longest putt ever is 375 feet.
— intotherough.co.uk
a. b. c.
TRIVIA OF THE DAY
Q: Is Phil Mickelson right or left handed?
A: Phil Mickelson, who plays left-handed, is actually right handed. He learned to play golf by mirroring his father's golf swing, and he has used left handed golf clubs ever since.
intotherough.co.uk
The dance of the NCAA coaches
MORNING BREW
College coaching positions cause unrealistic fantasies
Jason Whitlock has never shied away from writing any of his controversial opinions in his columns. I remember hearing many people complain about the stances he took during his time at the Kansas City Star.
Recently Whitlock tweeted that if Frank Martin left Kansas State for the now open University of Miami job, former Kansas coach and current North Carolina coach Roy Williams would come to K-State.
Let me say that this would absolutely never happen, and I believe that Whitlock doesn't think it will either. But he threw it out there to get a reaction from gullible naive tweeters that he often refers to as "palinites."
This move would never happen because Williams always said he could never be the away team in Allen Fieldhouse because of his fondness of his time at Kansas.
But this does open the door for me to explore many potential moves of coaches (even if they are unrealistic) around the college ranks as the season is now under wraps.
First, Frank Martin leaves for Miami This is good because no one at Kansas
BY ETHAN PADWAY epadway@kansan.com
really likes Frank Martin. His players claim he is a great guy to play for, but his on-court tirades leave me thinking otherwise. But if Martin did leave, I wouldn't get to see him go off on his players anymore when Kansas is handling K-State their bi-annual loss.
Second, Shaka Smart leaves Virginia Commonwealth and replaces Frank Martin at K-State. There is nothing I would like more than to see the Jayhawks get the chance to avenge their Elite Eight loss to Smart by getting two cracks at him next year. This is also unlikely to happen because a) as of my writing this, Frank Martin is still at K-State, and b) Smart is staying at VCU after signing an eight-year extension with a hefty pay raise Monday. But it would keep the fiery rivalry going, and the online message boards would be filled with banter from both fan bases in anticipation of Self-Smart round two
The most far-fetched coaching
carousel move I will throw out is an extreme hypothetical I actually wouldn't like. Following the National Championship game, Brad Stevens leaves Butler to replace a retiring Jim Calhoun at Connecticut. Let's face it, Jim Calhoun is 68 years old, and the oldest coach to ever win a NCAA Championship (this was written before Monday night's championship game) is KU's own Phog Allen at 66. And who better to replace him than a young guy who took his mid-major team to the championship game two years in a row? If I were a fan of UConn, that would be a dream situation for me.
But I'm not, so here's to hoping that Brad Stevens stays at Butler.
Edited by Marla Daniels
THIS WEEK IN KANSAS ATHLETICS
TODAY
Baseball
vs. Missouri State
6 p.m.
Lawrence
Men's Golf
Cowboy Classic
All day
Scottsdale, Ariz.
WEDNESDAY
Baseball
vs. Missouri State
6 p.m.
Kansas City Mo.
Softball Doubleheader
vs. Oklahoma
4 and 6 p.m.
Lawrence
THURSDAY There are no events Thursday.
FRIDAY
Women's Tennis
vs. Missouri
4 p.m.
Lawrence
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