THE UNIVERSITY KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF; LOUIS LACOSS - Editor-in-Chief CARL L. CANNON Managing, Editor BUSINESS STAFF: CLARK A. WALLACE - Bus. Manager ISAAC E. LAMBERT, - Ass. Bus. Mgr HENRY F. DEAPER - - Treasurer M. D. BAER - Circulation Manager MEMBERS OF BOARD. RALPH SPOTTS GEORGE MARSH Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Clark A. Wallace, Business Manager, 1140% Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kansas; all other communications to Louis LaCoss, 1247% Kentucky street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75e; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in basement of Fraser Hall. Phone, Bell, K. U. 25. THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1911. COMING EVENTS. March 23-24-25—High School Conference. Conference. March 31—Engineers' Day. April 6-7—Music Festival. April 12—Oklahoma debate, at Lawrence. April 22—Annual Interclass meet April 24-28—Dr. Zueblin Lectures April 28—Junior Prom. April 29—Missouri Debate. May 5—Sophomore Prom. May 6—Interscholastic Track and Field Games. May 14.—Missouri-Kansas Dual Meat-Lawrence May 21—Fourth Annual Invitation Meet. AGAIN THE THALIANS. It is a pity that the light footed gentlemen who recently perfected the organization known as the Thalians, did not consult an advisor before announcing their name. "Thalians," according to their own definition, was chosen to honor the Greek goddess Thalia, who was, as they said, the patron of dancing. All of which is true. But here a thought intrudes that is probably out of keeping with the original intention of the Beau Brummels of the University. Thalia was goddess of the dance such as was affected by the rustic brethren after they had gathered in their hay in the fall, after the pumpkins had been laid by,after the butter and eggs had been marketed, after their fat porkers and sheep had been sold. The lowing of the kine, the bleat of the sheep and the grunt of a pig were the sweet sounds they heard. Sweet Thalia smiled on the antics of the country bumpkins and lassies as they made merry after their labors on "the dear old farm." We must confess that it is a long step from such a pastoral scene to the one that is about to be perpetrated in our midst. Oh, but pardon us; probably "Thalians" is not a misnomer after all. It is doubtless the intention of the thirty Chesterfields to have programs bound in slices of bacon and to give out eggs set on a butter patties as dance favors. The novelty of the idea would be sure to enhance the success of the dances. STUDENTS' DAY "Students' Day" is something that ought not to be neglected by the student body. The plan of having one day during the year set aside as one on which the members of every department of the University may gather together and meet on common ground, ought to be encouraged by all. Our school is sadly lacking in traditions. In a great many institutions they are among the most important phases of student life and the time is ripe for something to be started that shall remain in University life long after the present student generation has departed. The election of speakers from the several schools ought to engender a keen rivalry for an honor that ought to be considered among the choicest that the University can offer. Let us make "Students' Day" stand for all that the name implies. We move that all Laws be barred. It has been announced that on "Students' Day" the gentle and elevating game of pitching for a crack will be a feature of the entertainment. We believe that assiduous practice in which various seekers for legal lore have engaged, has so perfected these coming barristers in the intricacies of the sport, that the ban of professionalism should prohibit them from participating. If Ucle Sam really wants to stop the rumpus in Mexico, it is probable that the University company of Kansas National Guards Base Ball And TENNIS GOODS should interest us just now. Select your wants from the standard make of the country—Spalding's exclusive store. Smith's News Depot Phones 608 709 Mass. St. New 1911 Tennis Balls will be ordered for duty to the Mexican frontier. Several rousing "Rock Chalks," interspersed with a sonorous vocalization of "Hail, hail, the gang's all here" by the leather-lunged cadets collected off the top of Oread, would doubtless provide sufficient incentive to cause the belligerent "greasers" to hunt for cover and to make the Hon. Diaz toe the mark. Chemical Society Meeting The Kansas City section of the American Chemical Society will hold their next meeting in Lawrence, Saturday, March 18. Mr.W.J.Reese, of Peet Bros. Soap Manufacturing Co., and Mr.L.S.Bushnell, of the Armour Packing Co., of Kansas City, will speak. Junior Girls' Meeting. A meeting of the junior girls has been called for 12:15 o'clock, in chapel, tomorrow morning. Three important matters will be considered. Every junior girl is urged to be present. PILING IN! And everything else in New Spring Wearables. Men's Spring Suits, Men's Spring Overcoats, Young Men's Spring Suits, Young Men's Spring Overcoats, Spring Shirts, Spring Hats, Spring Shoes, Boys' Spring Suits, Boys' Spring Topcoats, Claude Trotter, of Kansas City, visited this week at the Sig Alph house. OREAD NEWS. Rollin Perkins, of Lawrence, was pledged to the Phi Delta Phi honorary law fraternity Tuesday morning. Professor H. P. Cady, of the department of chemistry, has returned from a trip over the state, where he has been visiting schools. The chemical fraternity Alpha Chi Sigma will hold a meeting this Thursday evening, in the Chemistry building, for initiation. The Short Grass Club will meet Friday evening, March 17, in Myers hall. All members are urged to be present. Mr. D. E. Graham and Mr. Samuel Bierer Sr., both of Hiawatha are spending the day at the University with their sons, Findley Graham and Sam Bierer, junior laws. Dr. Raymond A. Schwegler, of the School of Education, will this evening speak before the regular weekly meeting of the University Y.M.C.A on: "The Religious Experiences of Young Men." Muriel Culp, author of "Dad and the Frats," a play produced last year by the Thespian Dramatic club, is spending a few weeks with her parents in Lawrence. She is engaged in newspaper work in Wichita. The Kansas City School of Law chapter of Phi Alpha Delta, a law fraternity, will hold its annual banquet at the Hotel Baltimore, in Kansas City this evening. A number of the members of the chapter here will attend. Dean C. H. Johnston, of the School of Education, will lecture before the Hutchinson city teachers Friday evening, March 17. This lecture will be the first of a series on experimental psychology as professional equipment for teaching. The course is illustrated by stereocption views. Prof. W. H. Johnson, the high school visitor, was at the Hering ton and El Dorado public schools Tuesday and Wednesday. Friday he will visit the Humboldt schools. Will Attend Convention Myra Rogers will leave shortly for Pasadena, Cal., where she will attend the bi-annual convention of the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority, as representative of the Kansas chapter. She will make an extended tour of California while there and expects to visit Los Angeles, San Francisco and other western cities. 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