SUNDAY 10:30am-2pm BRUNCH
Sundays Will Never Be The Same
THE PERKS
$3 OFF with KUID (Originally $14.95)
ALL YOU CAN EAT
Complimentary Mimosa with Brunch
OFFERING 15 ITEMS INCLUDING:
Made to Order Waffles
Carving Station
Eggs Benedict Different Quiche each Week
701 Massachusetts
Fresh Fish
Pasta Feature
Chef's Special Mac & Cheese
Assorted Desserts
Reservations are optional, but recommended. Make by phone or at www.eldridgehotel.com
THE ELDRIDGE
785-749-1005
WESCOE wit
Girl 1: You know what my new pet peeve is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Overweight people who have overweight dogs. They feed themselves too much and they do the same to their dogs. Horrible. The dogs have no choice.
Guy 1: Do you want to play foosball?
Guy 2: That depends on how much you want to hate yourself later.
Guy: Vodka has 0 calories, so I never feel guilty about drinking it.
Girl: You are a liar and an idiot. It has the same amount as every other hard liquor.
Guy: No, you are so wrong. I'm positive it has none.
Girl: I'm a girl. Don't even try to argue with me on matters concerning calories.
Guy: It's like giving foreign coins to a homeless person to confuse them.
Guy: I feel so refreshingly capitalist sipping my Starbucks latte.
Girl: You gotta work on your comebacks.
Girl! Don't ever talk about my mom like that. I'll stab you with my pencil.
Guy: I'll come on your mom's back!
Guy: I'll stab your mom with my pencil.
Katrina Mohr
WHAT it'sLIKE TO MOVE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
When Lucy Stun, Belize City, Belize, graduate student, moved to the United States to go to school at the University of Kansas, she wasn't sure what to expect. Stun grew up in a country with fewer opportunities than the United States and a very different reality. "In a third-world country, you see things you wouldn't normally see," Stun says. "There are a lot of large families who struggle to support themselves."
never do that in Belize, she says, because you may get robbed.
One thing that surprised Stun when she moved to Kansas was that her roommates would frequently leave the doors unlocked. You could
Today, after several years in the States, Stun says she's happy she made the decision to move. "It's a real eye-opener," she says. "It's a good growing-up experience. I always knew that if I didn't like it here, I could go back." Stun only sees her parents twice a year, but she says she's learned to figure things out on her own. "You learn a lot about yourself," she says. "You don't have a safety net."
Laura Evers
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JACKPOT!
943 MASS LAWRENCE KS 785.832.1085
THU 10 JACKIE CAROL
OK JONES • OLYMPIC SIZE BROOY BUSTER BLUES DUO 6
FRI 11 RWAKE
SAMOTHRACE * SENTIENT
SAT 12 SCOTT SCHWEIN BAND THE YARDS • SAVITAR
SUN 13 THIS ALISI
VITO NINEINGERS • THE DOLLHOUSE RUMOR
MON 14 LONE WOLF & CUB
MY FRIENDS RIVER - THIS IS MY CONDITION
MONDAY NIGHT
TUE 15 CLUTCH OF UNDEATH TBA
WED 16 THE LEGENDARY TERRORIDACTYLS SUBATOMIC PRESENTS - BABY BIRDS DON'T DRINK MILK
THU 17 YACHT COAT PARTY • BOBCAT ATTACK
FRI 18 THE ONLY CHILDREN CD RELEASE!
GRAND CHAMPEN & THE BELLES
SAT 19 GOI PRESENTS: OOAH OF THE GLITCH MOB
FR11 LOVE GARDEN SOUND SYSTEM
ON THE PATIO 9 CLOSE!
SAT 12 STATES DEAD GIRLS RUIN EVERYTHING
SUN 13 EARLY ALL AGES PATIO SHOWI 6-8pm
MIDDAY RAMBLERS + FARIS FAMILY
ELLIOT THE LETTER OSTRICH 10pm
PARASTRIKA
MON 14 METAL SCHOOL
METAL DIS ON THE PATIO 10PM11
TUE 15 BROKEN TEETH (X MEMBERS OF DANGEROUS TOYS)
TBA
DONT MISS MAY 19TH BLOWOUTI
APPLISSED CAST • APPROACH •OLD CANES
ONLY CHILLIN' • THE REPUBLIC TIGERS•
THE ESOTERIC AND MORE!
A FULL-SERVICE LOW BUDGET
TRAVEL AGENCY AND
TRAVELER'S BOUTIQUE
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BACKPACKING TOURS
ISLAND-HOPPING ADVENTURES
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785.856.0240
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