THANK YOU STUDENTS!
Stop by SATURDAY for our ONEYEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY!
Outdoor Cookout with Live Music and DJ
VOTED TOP OF THE HILL 2007 BEST SPORTS BAR
[NOON-MIDNIGHT]
$3 BOMBS BRATS DOGS BURGERS
$2 CORONAS/
14 OZ. BUD/
BUD LIGHT
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Girl 1: (rapping) This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot. I'm hot because I'm fly. You not because you not.
WESCOEwit
Girl 2: Uhh... (gives friend a strange look)
**Guy:** Eww... gross. Are you picking your nose?
**Girl:** No! I was just feeling to see if I had a deviated septum.
**Guy:** Whatever, gold digger!
Girl 1: I love how these exercise balls really help with your stability.
Girl 1: Do you think my finger's falling off?
Girl 1: Why do you say that?
Girl 2: I mean, I don't have any feeling in it and the skin is dry.
Girl 2: And that means your finger's falling off?
Girl 1: In some cultures.
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: You know what I think would be cool?
Girl 1: So do you know the people in this picture?
Girl 2: No, but my boss knows a lot of adults who can pose.
Girl 2: it would be cool if that thing had a fake penis on it, so you could just bounce on it.
Laura Evers
TOMORROW'S news
If you can't afford to take a yoga class in Lawrence or don't feel comfortable busting out an intermediate Virabhadasana in front of 20 strangers, check out www.yogatoday.com. Yoga Today offers videos of hour-long yoga classes taught by a formally trained instructor and filmed in Jackson Hole, Wyo. A new show is posted every day, so you always get fresh content and never have to do the same class twice.
Either stream the class
directly or download the day's show to save for a more convenient time. "We want it to be a resource for yogis who can't get into the studio as much as they would like," says Kim Whitman, president and executive producer of Yoga Today. "Yoga isn't something you do randomly; it's meant to be a practice," she says. "The benefits are transformative when yoga's done consistently and we want to make these benefits accessible to
everyone."
Each show usually focuses on either a sport, a type of yoga or a health, psychological or spiritual issue, and is taught for all levels. Now you can do yoga for free when it fits into your schedule and gain the long-term benefits of regular practice.
Katrina Mohr
presents
05/05 THE ESOTERIC BE/NON OLD BLACK CAST PATTERN
05/11 CLATTER RANDY BURK & THE PRISONERS
05/12 TRUCKER
05/16 TRAMPLED BY TURTLES*
GREEN MOUNTAIN GRASS PLAYERS
*advance ticket show
GO TO WWW.THECROSSROADSLIVE.COM FOR COMPLETE INFO
CROSSROADS
BERT RANDOLPH & THE FAMILY BAND ZIGGY MARLEY BOB SCHNEIDER
RGE CLINTON AND PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC BLUE OCTOBER CRACKE
V. HORTON HEAT MURDER BY DEATH THE WILDERS G. LOVE & SPECIAL
KC'S NEWEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE!!!
18th & Locust - downtown KC - in the Crossroads art district - behind Grinder's
For a complete listing of Pipeline shows, check out: www.pipelineproductions.com For video's and links to band sites, visit: www.myspace.com/bottleneck
04⇒ JAYPLAY 05.03.2007