2A NEWS THE UNIVERSITY OF MARY KANSAS TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2007 quote of the day "Optimism is America's birthright... There is no social problem Americans dare not attack. No problem, that is, except one: about marriage, and marriage alone, we despair." Maggie Gallagher fact of the day Spooning was coined by lovesick men of Wales. A suitor would carve a spoon of wood and present it to his beloved. If she wore it around her neck on a ribbon, she returned his love and they were engaged. Source:http://weddings.pirate-king.com most e-mailed Want to know what people are talking about? Here is a list of the top five most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com. 1. Mail-order matrimony 2. Bookstore opens for buyback season 3. Rush signs up for NBA 4. Learning about the world of art 5. Home is where the fight is The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of the Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045. Charity pie The University Daily Kansan (ISSN 0746-4962) is published daily during the school year except Saturday, Sunday, fall break, spring break and exams. Weekly during the summer session excluding holidays. Periodical postage is paid in Lawrence, KS 66044. Annual subscriptions by mail are $120 plus tax. Student subscriptions of are paid through the student activity fee. Postmaster: Send address changes to The University Daily Kansan, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045 media partners KUJH For more news, turn to KUJH- TV on Sunflower Cablevision Channel 31 in Lawrence. The student-produced airs at 5:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. every Monday through Friday. Also, check out KUH online at tvku.edu. KJHK is the student voice in radio. Each day there is news, music, sports, talk programs, content made for students, by students. Whether it's a live event, KJHK 90, Michiko Takei/KANSAN Spencer Walsh, Kansas City freshman, tries to hug a friend after he was hit with a pie Monday afternoon at Wescoe Beach. Sigma Chi Fraternity held Pie-a-Sig, the Derby Days charity event for children All profits go to the Children's Miracle Network. Walsh paid $1 to get the pie. "It's for the children. I love it,"he said. ODD NEWS ODD NEWS New York City Councilman works to stop menu spam NEW YORK — You've heard of e-mail spam — now a New York City councilman wants to do something about menu spam, the unwanted menus and circulars that have a way of appearing on city doorsteps and under doors. Simcha Felder has introduced legislation that would make it illegal to distribute menus,circulars and filers to homes and apartment buildings that display a sign indicating promotional materials are unwanted. "This drives people out of their minds," said Felder, a Democrat who represents sections of Brooklyn. Alligator causes traffic jam on highway, stumps police SAN ANTONIO — All it takes is one illegally parked troublemaker to tie up freeway traffic — especially if it's an B-foot alligator sprawled across the pavement. "I don't remember any of this in the academy," police Officer Albert Silva said. "As far as I know, there's no procedure on this other than: 'Don't get bit.'" Police threw orange traffic cones at the gator, but it just snapped at the cones and flung them away. The gator even assaulted a police car, biting its bumper. Officers finally used a lasso and metal poles to coax the alligator off the road. Associated Press CAMPUS Graduate school, research branch to merge Kevin Boatright, communications director for the research office, said the new department is recognition of the connection between graduate studies and research at the University. The University of Kansas will merge its graduate school and research branch this summer to create a new department, announced Provost Richard Lariviere last week. The move will shift both the administrative structure and focus of the two institutions. Jim Roberts, current vice provost for research, will head the new department starting July 1. "If you increase research, you're going to enhance graduate studies," Boatright said. "A lot of the research of KU is done by graduate students." The move to reorganize the departments began when Diana Carlin, graduate school dean, announced her resignation in March, Boatright said. Jackie Hosey, University spokeswoman, said the Office of International Programs, currently associated with the graduate school, will not be part of the new department, and that its placement in the University's structure was yet to be determined. The University is currently looking to hire an associate vice provost and dean of graduate studies to serve under Roberts. Nathan Gill What do you think? BYRICHELLE BUFFER WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? REBECCA SIMCOX Kirkwood, Mo. senior "People that say like' and 'um' between every few words...learn to talk!" SAM ERICKSON Overland Park sophomore "People smacking their gums and eating with their mouth open." JOHN PEASTER Chantrelieu "Anyone that wears North Face anything." ANDY FRANKE Kansas City freshman "Stupid people that attempt to act intelligent." correction Guo Chen and Carrie McGivern will present the seminar "Momentum Resolution in Z>mumu from MC Simulation" and "Search for Higgs >tau+tau at the Tevation; Recent Results and Prospects" at 4 p.m. at Room1089 in Malott Hall. Monday's kansan contained an error. The article, "Houses recognized for grades, service," should have said Beta Theta Pi won the most awards of any chapter. This is "Hate Out Week," hosted by the Multicultural Resource Center.There will be activities every day on Wescoe Beach designed to promote unity, tolerance and understanding across campus. on campus contact us Monday's The University Daily Kansan contained an error. Libby Harmon won the women's pole vault at the UMKC Invitational with a vault of 12-5.5. Laura Gjerde was second in the event with a vault of 11-11.75. Tell us your news Contact Gabriella Souza, Nicole Kelley, Patrick Ross, Darla Shirai Nishimura, Ginnis darla 864-4810 or editor@kansan.com. Newsmarket com 111 State Street, Hawk Hill 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence,KS 65045 (785) 864-4810 Alex Tsikov will present the lecture"The Meaning of 'Europe and European Choice' for Ukraine and Russia" at noon at Room 318 in Bailey Hall. www.s simpleshoes.com The Peace Corps General Information Meeting and Video Showing will be held at 7 p.m. in the Lawrence Public Library. Dr. Petr Storch, Czech Academy of Sciences, will present the lecture "Applied graptolite research — What use are planktic graptolites?" at 4 p.m. at Room 103 in Lindley Hall. Simple To reduce our environmental footprint we were changing the make we made by using sustainable materials like the recycled car fuel, cork and bamboo. shoes for a happy planet Christopher Krampe will perform the concert Organ Music of Croatia at 7:30 p.m.in Bales Organ Recital Hall. The Symphonic Band will perform a concert at 7:30 p.m. in the Lied Center. Tickets are $5 for students and $7 for adults. I am not an environmentalist but I care about the environment. ARENSBERG'S SHOES 825 MASSACHUSETTS in Downtown Lawrence • 843-3470 Check us out online at www.arsensbergshoes.com May 1-May 4 matinee monday--all tix--$5.50 Spot a Sigma Chi on campus and sign his shirt! 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