SUNDAY 10:30am-2pm BRUNCH Sundays Will Never Be The Same THE PERKS $3 OFF with KUID (Originally $14.95) ALL YOU CAN EAT Complimentary Mimosa with Brunch Omelette Bar Carving Station Made to Order Waffles Eggs Benedict Different Quiche each Week Fresh Fish Pasta Feature Chef's Special Mac & Cheese Assorted Desserts THE ELDRIDGE Reservations are optional but recommended. Make by phone or at www.eldridgehotel.com Vacancy MOVIE The only Oscar-winning performance in Vacancy goes to that teenage couple sitting in the third row, who need to act frightened for an excuse to cuddle while the seats around them become the same as this film — vacant of anything redeemable. Quarreling spouses David and Amy Fox (Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale) walk into a Bates Motell-inspired death trap where the quirky innkeeper (Frank Whaley) gets his kicks recording and then selling torture tapes starring his unfortunate guests. Their relationship rekindled in the face of danger,David and Amy agree to put past problems behind them and start anew - if they can survive. ★★ laughable: Wilson's character seemingly comes back to life, showing that this R-rated movie hasn't outgrown the self-limiting need for a happy ending. Vacancy ranks right up with your typical cornball slasher flick in predictability, despite the fact that it avoids going overboard with gore. Director Nimrod Anal and writer Mark L Smith could have learned a few things from Hitchcock about creating suspense by withholding motives until the end (pardon the gross understatement and ridiculous comparison). Instead, Vacancy reveals all its blah tricks in the first half hour, leaving a sedated audience lazily awaiting a twist that never comes. The only "surprise" is downright lan Stanford Rated R 80 minutes ALL RATINGS ARE OUT OF A POSSIBLE FIVE STARS. Home of the 12 inch Burrito Try a chance for a free burrito on our Big 12 dartboard! COME TO THE PARTY AND RECEIVE A VOUCHER FOR A DISCOUNTED TRAVEL PACKAGE & 20% OFF LUGGAGE AND TRAVEL ACCESSORIES WHEN YOU BOOK A FULL-SERVICE LOW BUDGET TRAVEL AGENCY AND TRAVELER'S BOUTIQUE SPECIALIZING IN INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL 809 Massachusetts (IN THE BACK OF PRAIRIE POND) 785.856.0240 WWW.MAGICCARPETTRAVELER.COM 1 18→ JAYPLAY 04.26.2007