PRESENTS 04/20 TRUCKSTOP HONEYMOON* BIG SMITH 04/23 TED LEO & THE PHARMACISTS* LOVE OF DIAGRAMS 04/24 ZOSO LED ZEPPELIN COVER BAND 04/25 POISON THE WELL FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES PORTUGAL THE MAN HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW *advance ticket show GO TO WWW.THECROSSROADSLIVE.COM FOR COMPLETE INFO CROSSROADS BERT RANDOLPH & THE FAMILY BAND ZIGGY MARLEY BOB SCHNEIDER GRCIENTON AND PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC BLUE OCTOBER POMERO V. HORTON HEAT MURDER BY DEATH THE WILDERS ANYTHING BUT JC KC’S NEWEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE!!! 18th & Locust - downtown KC - in the Crossroads art district - behind Grinder's For a complete listing of Pipeline shows, check out: www.pipelineproductions.co For video's and links to band sites, visit: www.myspace.com/bottleneck WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND OR MUSICIAN? WHAT OBJECT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD BE? Rob Van Winkle a.k.a. Vanilla Ice WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING? Bob Marley and EPMD. WHAT WAS ONE OF THE STRANGEST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Matt Szymkowski Kansas City, Kan., senior Boxers. A spoon, so I can stir it up. When I was in Japan, a girl from the Satanic Church of Ireland wanted to recruit me. Ass. Sublime. A vibrator. Gray boxer briefs. When I made the honor role last semester. Lower back. Nicole Korman HOW WE met While working at a summer camp before her junior year of college, Devin Sinnott, Chicago senior, saved a kitten after a camper heard it screeching in the bushes. When Sinnott found the kitten, its tiny, fluffy head was caught in a tractor tire. After lathering the kitten's head with vegetable oil, Sinnott freed the cat and later named it Lawrence, after the boy who first heard its cries. "I saved Larry's life and every day he saves mine," Sinnott says. Sinnott and Larry will be friends for at least nine lives, she adds. Nicole Korman P 08→ JAYPLAY 04.19.2007