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Guy 1: My drummer has a hammer with "kindness" written on the handle.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: So when he kills people with it, he's killing them with kindness.
Guy 1: I heard the Jayhawks did well last night.
Guy 2: Yeah they kicked ass.
Guy 2: Maybe they'll do well this season.
Guy 1: Well, it was Appalachian State.
Guy 1: As long as they don't play any real teams.
Guy 1: Can soap get dirty?
Guy 2: (Long, contemplative pause) That is an excellent question.
- James Foley
Five questions
KU famous:
Professor James Carothers English Department and author
KU not (yet) famous:
Lee McMullen Albuquerque, NM, senior, Economics and International Studies
Which cartoon character have you had a crush on?
When I was a kid, I had a crush on the Jessica Rabbit
Jackson Twins. Jan and Jill Jackson.
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Would you permanently glue a rack of antlers on your head for a million dollars? No No
Money aside, what's your dream job?
A radio commentator I'd like to be Kanye West.
for baseball games.
What reality TV show would you be on?
I don't watch them,
Laguna Beach
so I don't know.
Who's the best Jayhawk on campus?
Christian Moody My girlfriend, Lauren
— Kathryn Anderson
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