Read table of contents 2 Weekly choice music and events calendar 4 Bite what a crock! 6 Notice Feature 8 keep on truckin' 11 Bitch & Moan with jessica and brian 12 Venue bounce with me 14 Reviews movies, music, books, video games 15 Speak the love of her life Editor's note I've had my fair share of clean up the mess. And then Oops! trip like the time when I was eight and my family was driving through Nevada in the middle of a 10-hour-day car ride. I had insisted that my little brother play Go Fish with me even thought he had told my parents that his stomach hurt. I just kept right on dealing out the cards. Then he puked. He threw up all over his Ninja Turtle shirt, all over the back seat, and all over my Go Fish cards. When we stopped the car, my parents jumped out to my brother puked some more. I guess he wouldn't be a good candidate for a truck driver. And I guess truck drivers have good digestive systems. But don't take it from me. Check out Natalie Johnson's feature story about truck drivers on page 8. 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