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Not to scare you, but we'e eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Guy 1: So, when do you think tuition is due?
Guy 2: I don't know. My mom pays it.
Guy 1: I should do that in the next couple months.
Girl 1: How was summer?
Girl 2: I was in the hospital.
Girl 1: For what?
Girl 2: I did an all-meat diet and I got poisoning... Now I'm doing all dairy and eggs.
Girl 1: What's Lake of the Ozarks?
Girl 2: I think it's a big wooded area.
Girl 1: Have you been?
Girl 2: No, but I went to Branson
-Kathryn Anderson
Gadget of the week
Euphori-Lock:
From Ben & Jerry's
Ever hesitate to purchase that pint of Ben & Jerry's for fear that your piling roommate will scarf down half of the pint while you're out at class? Fear no more. Ben & Jerry's offers a solution to your ice cream dilemma with its new Euphori-Lock. For only $5.50, you can have peace of mind that your Cherry Garcia ice cream will rest untouched in the freezer until you get home from your 4:30 p.m. class. Or- der it online from www.benjerry.com and enjoy watching your roommate struggle to crack the code on this genius invention.
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