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Girl 1: (shouting across Jayhawk Boulevard) Crazy bitch! Jill!!
Girl 2: (standing next to her)
Shh!
Girl 3: (shouting back from across Jayhawk) I'm sorry, I don't talk to sluts!
Guy 1: Holy crap.
Guy 2: What?
Guy:(laughs)
Guy 1: Did you hear how much it costs to live in the Bunker?
Guy 2: Huh?
Girl 1: Oh my god. Don't live in a girls' dorm, trust me.
Guy 1: Three-eighty.
Guy: Don't worry, I won't.
Guy 1: Plus utilities.
Guy 2: Damn.
Guy 2: Damn!
Guy 1:Yeah, for that kind of money I could be living in a real apartment.
Guy 1: (on cell phone) No,
you don't take that.
Guy 1: No, that's bullshit. He's fucking awesome. You tell him that I said he's fucking awesome.
Sitting on Wescoe Beach between classes, talking to your friends, you may think your privacy is safe. Well, not so much. Our spies are out in force, eavesdropping on all of your conversations. They tell us and we print it. But don't worry, we won't identify you - unless you owe us money or beer. And you all know who you are.
Guy 1: (to Guy 2, walking next to him) I said he's fucking awesome.
Guy 2: (nodding) He's fucking awesome.
Guy 1: (back on cell phone) See? He's fucking awesome.
- Robert Perkins
Wescoe wit
Tlca $1.75 Domestic Schooners $2.00 Almost Everything
Fri $3 Red Stripe Bottles
Sat $3 Red Stripe Bottles
$2.50 Domestic Pounder Bottles
$3.00 Double Captain
$3.00 32-oz. Big Beers
$3.00 Vodka & Energy
Seam $3.00 Premium Liquor
Mon $2.50 Most Bottles
$5.00 Any Pitcher
$3.00 Bloody Mary
Tues $3.25 Micro Schooners
$2.00 Domestic Bottles
$2.00 Wells
Wed $1.50 Wells
$2.00 Domestic Pints
$2.00 UV Vodka
$3.00 Domestic Pitchers
$3.00 Malibu