6B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY. AUGUST 18. 2005 THE BIGGEST BACK TO SCHOOL POSTER SALE Through the ether: www.joshhalek.com kid_shay@joshhalek.com KRT Campus "I'll never be unfaithful to you, Lisa ... Mainly because we can't afford a nanny." KRT Campus How you know when your surgeon is a cannibal KRT Campus HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday Rely on a partner who can maintain objectivity. Use lots of expert advice this year, to enhance your decision-making skills. ❖ Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. There’s hardly time for everything you’d like to do, so choose. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5. Be careful taking on a big assignment. Do it for love, not for money. + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 10. You're not only having a marvelous time, you're winning the respect of somebody you admire. This is just how it should be. + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5 Nobody else needs to know exactly how much you have stashed away. You should find out, however. - Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. You're in for more opposition. This is not a bad thing. A compromise can be reached that works for everyone. + Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 6. A technical challenge may have you temporarily stopped. Take deep breaths, and call in an expert, it's OK. ♦ Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8. You're good at solving puzzles, today more than ever. Clean up an old mess, and rejoice. ★ Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5. The dilemma that appears next seems to be insurmountable. Instead of pushing, wait. - Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8. Keep studying, even when the material gets difficult. Believing you can do it really helps. - *Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6. Ask for what you want. The odds are excellent you'll get it now, easily. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. OK, you can travel now. That may cause consternation, however, if you leave a loved one behind. - Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5. Finish old paperwork and keep promises. You'll make an impression on an important person that's worth more than money. Crossword ACROSS ACROSS 1 Actor Brynner 4 Crucibles 11 Militarize 14 Pres. Lincoln 15 Coarsely knitted jersey fabric 16 __ Paulo, Brazil 17 Came in first 18 Cutting tooth 19 Mister 20 "No, No, __" 22 Hurting the most 24 River of the Underworld 25 High-ranking clergy 27 With strenuous effort 31 Seventy-six horns 34 Original 37 More disturbing of the peace 38 Suffocate 42 __ Aviv-Jaffa 43 Forever 45 Positive statement 48 With respect 51 Mardi___ 55 Antonin of the Supreme Court 56 Comes to fruition 59 Came down with 60 Trash 63 Sell-out letters 64 Fermented quaff 65 Called like a cat 66 Corn serving 67 Roll of currency 68 Palmer and Toynbee 69 Not forthright DOWN 1 Sleepy signals 2 WWII maurer 3 Bruce or Kravitz 4 Leave out 5 Talk wildly 6 Create cubes 7 Actor Wallach 8 Martino and Pacino $ \textcircled{c} $ 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 08/18/05 | 1 | 2 | 3 | | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | | 11 | 12 | 13 | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | 14 | | | | 15 | | | | | | | | 16 | | | | 17 | | | | 18 | | | | | | | | 19 | | | | 20 | | | 21 | | | | | | 22 | | 23 | | | | | 24 | | | | | | | 25 | 26 | | | | | | | | | | | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | | | | | | | | | | 31 | 32 | 33 | | | | | | | | | | 34 | 35 | 36 | | 37 | | | | | | | | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | | | | | 42 | | | | | | 43 | 44 | | | | | | | | | | | | 45 | 46 | 47 | | | | | | | | | | | 48 | 49 | 50 | | | | | | | | | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | | 55 | | | | | | | | 56 | 57 | 58 | | | | | | 59 | | | | 60 | | 61 | 62 | | | | | 63 | | | | 64 | | | | 65 | | | | | | | | 66 | | | | 67 | | | | 68 | | | | | | | | 69 | | | | 9 Unleashes 10 Leisurely walk 11 Plus feature 12 Salary increase 13 Sahl and Drucker 21 Midterms 23 Sunbeam 25 "The Bells" poet 26 Winter apple 28 Slugger's stat 29 Unknown John 30 Wind off 31 Blast letters 32 Caviar 33 Lubricant 34 Org. of Flyers and Jets 35 Sea shocker 36 Sardonic 39 CAT scan relative 40 Lennon's Yoko 41 Sharp tastes 44 Test out 45 Be ill 46 Mark of infamy 47 Surfer's breaths Solutions 48 Fiddlesticks! 49 City north of Tampa 50 Took on cargo 52 Billy and Pete 53 Of hearing 54 Building floor 56 Ratchet part 57 Mellowed 58 Beatty and Rorem 61 Fled 62 Shout to surprise