5 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OPINION MONDAY AUGUST 15.2005 WWW.KANSAN.COM CULTURE SHOCK Get ready for a shock Getting to know me, your columnist. PAGE 11A SARAH STACY SSTACY@KANSAN.COM I have a burgeoning dilemma that assuredly plenty of readers can relate to: I want to specialize in everything. The more stimulating books I read, the more compelling classes I take, the more friends I add to my eclectic circle, the more theoretical frameworks I become familiar with, the greater my difficulty in deciding—well, anything. I continue to accrue more interests, majors, opinions, travel plans, and sentence length; most of which have a regrettably positive correlation to my student loan debts. I approached this column with an eagerness to jot down my numerous thoughts, but my dilemma quickly surfaced in the form of writer's block. This impediment manifested before beginning to write the column itself. I figured choosing an applicable title would help in my struggle to find a suitable focus. "M us-ings of a Muck- I want to focus in on what cynics might call an oxymoron: American culture. To be less ethnocentric and to exhibit fairness to the other countries of the Western Hemisphere, I settled on United-Statesian culture. And before you could say "Perspicacious Perceptions of a Progressive Polemic," Prestof I thought of a name for my column: Culture Shock. I intend for my writing to be anything but banal. I will include my own personal pizzazz in my pieces to amuse, provoke, and captivate you. Dissimilar to a textbook that takes an enthralling subject, such as philosophy, and makes it utterly drab, I think learning should I will bestow my views on topics ranging from sports to religion, mass consumerism to my travel experiences, politics to reality TV, and gender relations to local attitudes. SACK'S PERSPECTIVE want to focus on what cynics might call an oxymoron: American culture. raker," I mulled over. "No, that would limit me only to muck-raking." "Perspicacious Perceptions of a Progressive Polemic," I pondered. The name allows a broad array of subject matters, but my editor fittingly denied my suggestion on the grounds that it would not attract readers be filled with enthusiasm (I am a nerd, I embrace it). I will inject (my attempted) humor, presuming that my meticulous word choices will not be carelessly butchered in editing. Primarily, I desire to bring attention to issues that need intelligent discourse on campus. I want to assail the practices and thoughts that are so deeply ingrained in our society that many people forget to reflect upon them. To be specific, The names only got worse. I once again gave in to my penchant for alliteration and briefly considered "Seditious Sentiments". Now, I may have concerns over the inequalities of the current system, but I entertain no delusions of grandeur that my little Kansan column will foment revolution. However, just to be safe, I think we should run a disclaimer: Sarah Stacy is not responsible for any treason as a result of her column. As I do not always float with the currents of the mainstream, my ideas will not be popular at times, and I encourage my readers to write letters to the editor to present a different way to look at an issue or add to my argument. However, I request that all disagreements remain civil and enlightening. My aim is to identify and examine perceived irrationality or injustices in our culture and then provide a voice of reason. I think this experience will allow me to discard or alter some of my beliefs while influencing the beliefs of others. With this introduction out of the way, expect less future tense in the future, and the addition of a topical focal point. So the journey begins. - Stacy is a Germantown, Md., senior in international studies, political science and Spanish. 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With a click of a mouse, students can fulfill informational needs about topics limited only by our imaginations. In this age of instant messaging and instant gratification, expect to see breaking news on our Web site, www.kansan. com. To better serve readers who frequent Kansan.com, The University Daily Kansan will post stories, photo galleries, polls, graphics, movies and links that will give readers the full story and leave no unanswered questions. Our goal is to be the first place you look for KU news as it happens. your tuition, a conversation topic, or simply your horoscope and the crossword, the Kansan can be your daily guide to life at the University. The Kansan plans to better serve its community through Web site features such as online polls. The topic of our first poll asks whether we should change the format of the print edition. Throughout the country, newspapers continue to change their formats from the traditional broadsheet version—the format we currently run —to a tabloid or Berliner format. For an example of a tabloid format, look to the summer editions of the Kansan. The Berliner format is a few inches taller, but still opens as a book or magazine would. Some readers said a tabloid format was not only easier to read, but easier to manage and hold. On the other side of the argument, the tabloid format takes away from the tradition The University Daily Kansan started with the broadsheet more than 100 years ago in 1904. Some readers have said they thought a change in format might take away from the credibility of the publication. Before the staff makes a decision, it will hold formal focus groups, but let us know what you think today. The Kansan is your newspaper, and the staff will make decisions based on what makes you happy. As the student voice, it's important that we represent you. No matter how long your stay at the University, consider campus your community and make your voice heard. Caster is a Shawnee senior in journalism. He is editor-in chief of The University Daily Kansan. KANSAN.COM Kansan.com features all the content that our print edition does and more. Log on to read breaking news, look at photo galleries and even download coupons for local businesses. 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