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By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett
Do you have an overbearing boyfriend, or are you just slutty?
Kurt, junior
I met a girl at a bar and slept with her that night. Now she's my girl friend and I love her and want to marry her after two months. My friends think I'm being stupid. What do you think?
**Jessi:** Ooooh, Kurt, *shakes head** Let's review some things, shall we? First, you slept with the girl upon meeting her, which plainly indicates you had no respect for her from the get-go. And then, do you really think she respects you? Second, how can you be so sure you want to spend the rest of your life with someone you've known for two months when couples who've been married 20+ years excited profess that they're still learning new things about their spouse? Your friends probably know you best at this point in your life. Kurt, they're right.
Chris: You are stupid. Even if this person is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, why rush into marriage? I think you should date for a while, live together for a while and if after all that you still feel the same way, go for it. But the only reasons to get married that soon is to keep from being deported, assuming she's American, your Visa is about to expire or she's loaded and hot.
I dress in really revealing clothing when I go out and my boyfriend disapproves of what I wear. Am I out of line for dressing this way, or is he overbearing?
Jessi: This situation depends on your intentions. Let's say you've been working out, and you're more comfy in something a little more risqué than what you usually wear. Your boyfriend however, may be upset because he thinks you might be seeking out attention from other guys, in which case, he wouldn't be off the mark in his so-called "overbearing" attitude. Next time you go out, ask yourself a few things. Why are you dressing this way? Are you respecting yourself by what you're wearing? Are you projecting the right image of who you are? Are there people that might be offended by your actions? Remember, it's OK to keep the goodies in the jar. Honestly, I don't really want to see your tatas.
Chris: Here's what I heard in your letter: "I dress a slut to draw attention to myself and make my boyfriend jealous because I have low self-esteem and having drunk guys stare at my butt cleavage makes me feel good inside."
My boyfriend thinks female ejaculation is really sexy, Is there any way I can make this happen for myself?
Jessi! From my understanding, only some females are able to ejaculate through stimulation of the controversial G-spot. Some sexparts say the renowned Grafenberg spot exists while others believe it's a load of baloney. The G-spot's location is believed to be situated a few inches inside the vagina on the anterior wall. G-spot stimulation supposedly produces an orgasm that makes her initially feel as if she needs to pee, though she most likely won't. Know that not all orgasms originate from the questionable G-spot and that the clitoris has been exceptionally helpful in Big O-production since the dawn of the female orgasm. PS.- If the G-spot O doesn't work for you, you can always subs in a squirt gun for that spurting effect he's after. Ewww. Hope this helps!
**Chris:** When a question's subject matter is outside my own experiences, or those of my drunk girlfriend, I look to my favorite source: Internet Porn. Some sites had "tips" to help you learn the skill, but lacking a vagina of my own, I had a hard time practicing their techniques and can't promise you'll see positive results. But try your hardest and you'll either be successful or piss on yourself - WinWin if you ask me! Which did you.
Got a burning question? E-mail us at bitch@kansan.com.
Wescoe wit
[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things. ]
Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl: They just kissed, but she hooked up with someone else.
**Guy:** I waited for you forever.
**Girl:** Oh, you’re so nice.
**Guy:** Yeah, now I have two hours to go
pull a presentation out of my ass.
**Guay:** I can't stand that class. I just can't get past every anoring.
Girl: He called and said he'd been drinking whisky since 7 with his roommates. I went over and then he wanted to go to a party. He was already drunk and I said, "What do you think you're doing?" Other than that, he's great.
Five questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Kevin McKenzie
Junior Senior
class sonator
Salina junior
Megan Pope
Norman, Okla.,
sophomore
—Erin Shipps
O: You're stranded on a desert island. What's the one thing you want with you?
Mckenzie: A good book.
Pope: An MP3 player.
Q: Have you ever dressed up like a member of the opposite sex?
MkGenzie: Not that I can remember, but it may have happened at some point.
Pope: Um, yeah. I dressed up as Einstein for this video I made in high
school for my physics class. It was really nerdy
Q: What's your favorite color?
McKenzie: Blue.
Pope: Green.
Q: What's the air-speed velocity of an unsecured swallow?
McKenzie: Is it African or European?
Pope: Oh, doesn't that have something to do with coconuts? I don't know.
Q: Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty?
McKenzie: If you look at the intricacies of the case – really look into the case – it's bizarre, the prosecution's story. But I'm not saying it didn't happen.
Pope: Yes.
—Robert Perkins