Editor's Note
As this is my last semester as editor of Jayplay and my last couple of days as a KU student, I thought this was a decent opportunity to share a
few of the things I've learned during my time at the University.
1. If you miss a class, the professor is probably not lecturing on secret material that you must have in order to pass the class. If it's that important, it will probably be repeated again before the next test.
2. If you listen carefully, you can hear students on their cell phones sharing incredibly private information about their sexual escapades or latest venereal disease.
3. Trivial costs such as food and rent can be sacrificed for season basketball and football tickets.
4. Some professors will do everything they can to make your semester as miserable as possible. As they're threatening you about what they can do to your grade, smile and think about what you can write on their evaluations.
5. Freshmen can be so annoying to try to explain things to.
6. Freshmen are so annoyed when upperclassmen try to explain things to them as if they weren't in the same position three years ago.
7. Here's where I would put the obligatory: After college real life starts, so make the most of what you have left here. However, I don't want you to start vomiting all over this issue. How about: Make sure you actually care about and put some effort into what you're studying here, because you'll probably be doing something similar when you graduate.
— Misty Huber, editor
Contact editor at:
mhuber@kansan.com
Inside
3 Weekly choice
4 Bite Eat out all week on 40 bucks
6 Contact How to step in to help a friend in trouble
8 Notice Destination: Lecompton
11 Bitch + Moan Wham bam here comes marriage & ejaculating lady-style
12 Feature Tune in to local bluegrass
15 Venue Fill your summer with music festivals
17 Manual Get trim on a whim
19 Movies, Music, Games Crash, Nine Inch Nails, Psychonauts
27 Speak Outward bound and inward challenged
The Jayplayers//
EDITOR AKA QUEEN BEE
Misty Huber
ASSOCIATE EDITOR HATES TAGLINES Liz Beggs
CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Meredith Desmond
DESIGNERS MAKE PRETTY PAGES
Emily Homer
Joshua Kendall
BITE ALWAYS MUSE THE HUNCHES
Britta Flowman
Maha Masud
Anja Winka
CONTACT WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS
Ashley Doyle
Samara Nazir
Erin Shipps
MANUAL IS ACTUALLY USEFUL
Donovan Atkinson
Leigh Ann Foskey
Lynn Hamilton
NOTICE TAKES NOTE OF IT
Robert Perkins
Paige Worthy
VENUE HAS THE BOOZE AND THE BEAT
Chris Brown
Mandy Hendrix
Ashley Michaels
COPY EDITOR THE BRUNTE BOMBHELLS IS BACK
Jennifer Voidness
CREATIVE CONSULTANT KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead
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Kelly Hutsel
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