THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
TUESDAY, MAY 10.2005
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STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY
ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE
Cameron Monken/KANSAN
DOCK BOYS
Scott Drummond/KANSAN
HOROSCOPES
- Today's Birthday. You're too busy, yet you do such a good job, you'll also be making big bucks. You'll beat out the competition and gain popularity and wealth.
- Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a **6**. The more you learn, the more you see how important you can be in making the world better. Don't be a bystander.
- Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7.
Paperwork you've been avoiding is
demanding more attention. Somebody
- Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6.
You do good work, and by all rights
you should get top dollar. If you don't
where you are now, it's a good time to
go to where you can.
♦ Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7.
You're getting a secret boost from a person who understands you completely. Trust your friend and be confident. You're getting cut, too.
important needs this, soon. Stop procrastinating.
♣ Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 6.
The pressure is easing, and there'll be more time for meetings and consultations. Define the problem and soon you'll see the obvious way to solve it.
- Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7.
Creative work pays well, well for the next couple of days. If you have a project in mind, suggest it to a curious benefactor.
- Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7.
You'd like to get out of your rut for a while, but there's too much work to b done. Shoot for tomorrow instead; the odds are better then.
- Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7.
You've been working for the taxman,
and for the family. Now, put a little
away for yourself. It'll improve your
temperament.
sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) *Today* is a 7. You're not sure whom to ask to do a delicate task. Ask for recommendations from loved ones and get the perfect person.
*Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an A.8. There will be setbacks and new information requiring changes in plans. Knowing this ahead of time, you won't be dismavsed when it happens.
**Aquarius (Jan, 20-Feb) 18** You are in 6
Continue to fix up your place, so you can
entertain your favorite people.
What you need is a place where conversation flows easily. This, you can do.
- Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7.
You'll soon have the opportunity to use what you've learned at home.
Don't be nervous; it's OK if you're not perfect yet.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Venomous snake
4 Exchange
8 Old hags
14 Definite article
15 Possess
16 Attack verbally
17 Hasten
18 Stravinsky or Sikorsky
19 Ultimatum alternative
20 Invigorate
22 Two squared
23 Required
24 Pseudonyms
28 Passion
29 Go wrong
30 Special delivery bird
31 Alphabet units
34 No sweat
35 Perform
38 Enunciation
40 Driving gadget
41 Gorcey and McKern
43 Peeped
45 Bread ingredient
47 Election victors
48 Jerry and Mae
52 Skilled in many ways
54 Point the finger at
55 Hollow tooth
56 Lowered oneself
57 Deli meat
60 Minute particle
61 Sch. grp.
62 Intl. assistance grp. for kids
63 Solitary
64 D-Day craft
65 Diner or lunchroom
66 Washstand item
67 Wide shoe width
DOWN
1 Greek goddess of wisdom
2 Black eye
3 Pared
4 Trembled in fear
5 Carried on
6 Stratford's river
7 For each
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8 Sing like Bing
9 Second showings
10 Stuffed oneself
11 Score of zero
12 Golfer Ernie
13 Understand
21 Fan-mail recipient
22 Alternatives to bridges
24 Feign
25 Castle protector
26 Scottish Gaalic
27 Hebrides isle
29 Engraving
32 Involuntary spasm
33 Bribe
35 __Romeo (Italian car)
36 Prison quarters
37 Implement
39 Recent arrival
42 Outermost portion
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
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44 Art
46 Wanderer
49 Pliant
50 African fly
51 Calm
53 Bring together
54 Make amends
56 Pack away
compactly
57 Instigate
litigation
58 Santa __ winds
59 Ignited
60 Pub choice