MONDAY, MAY 9.2005 ENTERTAINMENT THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 9A SQUIRREL FRIEND OR FAUX? Wes Benson/KANSAN DAMAGED CIRCUS Greg Grlesenauer/KANSAN HOROSCOPES Todav's Birthday. Once you achieve your first objective, you'll be ready for another. You're overflowing with creativity this year. Start by making a list. - Arles (March 21-April 19) Today is a 5. Don't waste your newfound wealth burn on flashy toys or parties. Pay back a debt and be a philanthropist instead. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7. You should be confident, and with very good reason. Go ahead; let your recent success go to your head. - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 6. The more you've cleaned up, completed, finished and finalized, the more powerful you will become. Procrastination shows you down, so drop that nasty habit. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7. The glow hasn't really worn off, yet. and this is a good thing. You'll have to get back into the routine, but it's easier now. - Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7. This is not a good day to resist authority. You'd be much wiser to simply listen and take copious notes. - + Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is an 8. Better have pictures to show to your friends, they'll never believe your stories. Use what you've gathered to help you achieve the next career objective. - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. You're stashing all好东西 for your future, and that's all very wise. Keep enough out for a treat. Acknowledge yourself for a job well done. ♦ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 6. As you do your careful planning, consider other options. Give away more of the stuff on your own lists. Delegate. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7 Figure out what you and your partner need next. That's the first step. Once *Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. You'll have to get back to work, but the glow may not leave you for a while. Luckily, there's nothing that requires haste; proceed at your leisure. that's done, it'll be time for the two of you to go shopping. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You can a 6 You're an appreciative, but you can appreciate a little bit of luxury. Make your nest more comfortable. You'll do even better work. - Piseses (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. The sweet sensation of mastery is within your grasp. 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