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Cocktail of the week
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. tequila
Coca-Cola
Shake all the ingredients, strain into glass and fill with Coca-Cola.
Long Island Iced Tea
Originating in Long Island, N.Y., this cocktail dates back to the 1970s. Robert "Rosebud" Butt first mixed the Long Island iced Tea at the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays, according to the book, The Perfect Drink for Every Occasion. The purpose of a Long Island iced Tea is to put as much alcohol together as possible and end up with something that tastes like iced tea. Interestingly enough, there is no iced tea in the drink. Containing five different liquors, this slightly sour drink has a tendency to sneak up on you, so drink in moderation. Any bartender who knows anything about making drinks can make a Long Island iced Tea and the price changes everywhere you go.
—Ashley Michaels
Wescoewit
[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things.]
Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Guy 1: The only time I've ever seriously contemplated whether or not I should bear briefs is when I'm doing crunches at the gym. I have to ask myself, "Are my balls hanging out?"
Guy 2: Yeah, you have to make sure you contain your equipment.
**Girl:** So, what do we have to do to get some popcorn?
**Guy:** Sign these petitions.
**Girl:** All of them? Aren't they all the same?
**Guy:** No. There are seven. The popcorn is sort of like the grand prize.
**Guy:** Ummm... (walks away)
Girl 1:...And he was like, "Yeah, that guy is just a douche bag. He's no good for you."
Girl 2: Has he even met him?
Girl 1: No! He was like, "I can just tell from looking at him that he's a jerk." And I was like, "Well, you don't know him."
Girl 2: What a jerk.
—Paige Worthy
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