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[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things. ]
Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl (to Guy 1): Yeah, that was my spring break in Vegas. The stripper grabbed my boob, bit my nipple and then went down below — and I don't want to tell you what happened down there. She was able to do something with her mouth that made it feel like a vibrator...
Guy 2: Wait — she bit your nipple?
Girl: I was wearing a really low-cut shirt.
Guy 2: Oh.
Girl 1: Hey — did you cheat on Ben?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: God, every time I see him I want to cry!
Girl 2: The thing is, he's beautiful -
Girl 1 (interrupting): Really beautiful.
Girl 2: But he's not very smart.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's true.
Guy 1: Did you see those people bitching about the sinking cruise ship on TV?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: People are such bitches.
Guy 1: I come up the best.
Guy 2: Yeah, I'll bet it was way worse than, say, the tsunami.
Guy 1: For real.
—Robert Perkins
Five questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Bonnie Henrickson,
Kansas women's basketball coach
Kyle Rohde,
Detafield, Wis.
senior
Q: What's on the walls in your room?
Henrickson: In my fitness room, I've got live-action pictures of the teams I've coached.
Rohde: Car posters,car flags and car memorabilia.
Q: Where do you see yourself years from now?
Henrickson: For us to be playing, winning a Big 12 championship. Maybe Final 4 level—look at Baylor; they did it in five.
Rohde: Living In Kansas City, working, and slightly missing being in Lawrence.
G: At what store would you max out your credit cards?
Henrickson: Nordstrom's. Up in the Studio 121 department or the shoe department. It's good because they have large sizes and I wear a size 11.
Rohde: I could really use some new furniture. So call me matrosexual, but I'd go to Restoration Hardware.
Disc balls or slick lights.
Henrickson: I'd have to say disco balls, because Saturday Night Fever is my era, John Travolta and stuff.
Rohde: Strobe lights.
Q: Disco balls or strobe lights?
Q: If you came back in another life, what would you be?
Henrickson: I would be a backup singer—I don't have the range to be the lead singer. Or be a really good piano player.
Rohde: Somebody who makes much more money than I'm going to. Maybe a doctor or a lawyer.
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