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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 9.
Consider the money, but don't get stopped by lack of it. If you have trouble adjusting, discover other resources, like groups and networks with valuable connections and opportunities.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 7
Assume new duties, and prepare for inspection. Remain firmly patient with a resister. Having love makes it easier to stick to a budget.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Today is an 8
You don't have to spend a lot to impress your date. Find inventive ways to show you care. Travel, studies and education tickle your fancy. Have an adventure.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Today is a 9
Follow a hunch, even if it seems ridiculous at first. Don't overspend, and report clearly. A conflict between love and money makes it a tricky time for romance.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 9
Put your talent to work, and keep to the budget. It's not a good time to travel yet, but you're lucky now. Handle that main obligation first. Getting it complete satisfies.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 9
Stick to practical issues, especially if controversy arises. Gather information for an expanding project, and include important details.
Today is a 9
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Take on more work this week. You gain in popularity. There's a potential clash with authority. That's part of the process, so anticipate some disagreement. Share ideas with your partner, and dare to stand out.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is an 8
Don't overstep your bounds. True things are getting stirred up. Obligations may force a delay. More money is coming soon, but resist an enthusiastic salesperson anyway.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is an 8
Be careful as you address ancient issues. Consistent effort wins. Accept acknowledgment from a person you admire. There's positive cash flow ahead, but keep to your budget anyway.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 9
Make a sales call. Stick with your principles, and work to achieve immediate goals. You can achieve abundance together. Tempers may be short. Discuss; don't argue.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 7
Work interferes with play. Continue to increase your investigation in the coming week. Consider whatever might go wrong. Develop greater skill. Financial shortages will be overcome.
Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Today is an 8
Circumstances change quickly, so bid high if you really want it. Don't force things. Continue to decrease obligations and worries this week. Get out into the community.
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ACROSS
1 Cleans the floors
5 Pouch
8 One of the Three Bears
12 Admitting customers
13 Time of your life?
14 Change for a five
15 Draped dress
16 Sailor
17 Western state
18 Deceptive
20 Melody
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29 Actress Farrow
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34 Film trickery, for short
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37 Everywhere
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41 Attachments
45 Blunder
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49 Help in crime
50 Padlock fastener
51 Oilfield structure
52 Fourth dimension
53 Vocal come-back
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2 Colorful fish
3 Graceful woman
4 Cold symptom
5 Attendant of Bacchus
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11 Shade of blonde
19 Plaything
21 Actress
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26 St. Louis landmark
27 Creche trio
28 Annoyingly proper
32 Internet radio provider
33 Numbers to be crunched
35 Cookie container
36 Deity
38 Ballerina in "Fantasia"
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42 Last write-up
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The film begins with a premise worthy of Jonathan Swift and his "A Modest Proposal." Our protagonist,
Instead, we're treated to "Antiviral," a movie that would be labeled Cronenbergian even if it weren't written and directed by the master's own flesh and blood. Thirty-three-year-old Brandon Cronenberg has crafted a cerebral shocker that's technically comparable to his father's earliest efforts, even if it lacks the grotesque spark of originality that made those films seem so vital and viscerally fascinating. "Antiviral" could be described as a sado-satire, an incisive yet humorless commentary on our culture's fetishization of celebrities, a practice that dates back to sacrificial worship and early Christians fighting over the bones of their saints.
Canadian cult filmmaker David Cronenberg has long been acknowledged as the father of body horror, a nasty little sub-genre noted for externalizing moral corruption through graphic depictions of perversion ("Crash"), decay ("Rabid") and transfiguration ("The Fly," "Videodrome"). Although Cronenberg himself has since graduated to the comparatively elegant ferocity of character dramas like "A History of Violence" and "Eastern Promises," there has always been a demand for him to return to his blood-soaked, pustule-ridden roots.
Jones, fresh from emitting supersonic shrieks as the Irish superhero Banshee in 2011's "X-Men: First Class," has a zonked-out, almost reptilian presence that reminds me a great deal of David Bowie's rapidly deteriorating vampire character in Tony Scott's under-seen AIDS allegory "The Hunger." Some of the film's most striking imagery finds him lurching around the exterior of the clinic or inside his sterile sanitized apartment, a thermometer clamped tight between his teeth waiting for the next horrific symptom to reveal itself.
Cronenberg may not be destined to share his old man's status as a morbid visionary, but he's still a talented young filmmaker with good visual instincts and no shortage of imagination. If he's able to develop his own voice and break free from fan expectations, "Antiviral" could represent the beginning of a long and interesting career. But if he insists on remaining indebted to his father's obsessions, the Son of Cronenburg runs the risk of becoming the artistic equivalent of black market clone meat: bland, derivative and easily forgotten.
When he gets the chance to sample an unknown virus from alling superstar Hannah Geist (Sarah Gadon), Syd can't resist the temptation to inject himself with a few drops of her blood, just to feel a bit of her inside of him. A few days later, the news breaks that Hannah has died and Syd must face the terrifying possibility that he may be infected with whatever killed her. The rest of the movie involves him trying to solve the mystery of her death, a mystery that ultimately leads to a
the freckled, cadaverous Syd March (Caleb Landry Jones), works for the Lucas Clinic, a private hospital whose clients pay for the privilege of being injected with diseases harvested directly from their favorite stars, a procedure thought to represent a kind of biological Communion between celebrities and their fans. Unbeknownst to his co-workers, Syd has been stealing viruses to sell to Arvid (Joe Pingue), a black market butcher who specializes in growing "cell steaks", mounds of edible tissue cloned from famous flesh.
Edited by Megan Hinman
lawrence Electronic Recycling Event & Document Shredding
Rain or Shine
The City of Lawrence invites residents and small businesses to recycle unused or obsolete electronic equipment and securely shred confidential documents.
Items accepted for recycling: Confidential Documents, Computer Monitors, Desktops, Laptops, Keyboards, Other Peripherals, Printers, Copiers, Scanners, Fax Machines, Telephones, Hand Held Devices, Televisions, VHS/DVD Drives, Small Appliances (Microwaves and Toaster Ovens) and Household Batteries.
A recycling fee applies for computer monitors ($10) and televisions ($15). Cash or check only. No charge for other electronics. A maximum of 10 boxes of confidential documents will be shredded and recycled at no charge.
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