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NOTICE
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PROFESSOR:
If you cook pot in oil you can put it in anything. It's a pottuck!
GIRL (ON THE PHONE):
GIRL : I wish you were gay so you could go shopping with me.
Mom, I can't give you the pot brownie recipe right now. I'm in the library. This is why I get stereotyped as being from Boulder.
GUY : I think that is the most awkward thing you've ever said to me.
GIRL: I always notice in pictures, as I get more intoxicated throughout the night my hair gets bigger and bigger and my skirt gets shorter and shorter
GUY : I am so glad I wore my pajama pants all day. My junk really needed some R and R.
GIRL : I burnt my middle finger this morning and so all day I've been waving it around trying to give it some air. I definitely think more than one person thought I was flicking them off.
GIRL: Someone really needs to tell that girl to brush her teeth before she works out.She breathes so heavily I can smell the food-rot across the room
GIRL: Well, someone's being a Bitter Betty.
GUY 1: 'What's up, man?' really isn't the best way to say 'hello' on campus.
GUY: I'm not a Bitter Betty,I'm a Silly Salamander.
GUY 2: I know. If you're walking by someone on their way to class you don't need to say it because you already know what they're doing
GIRL: Wow. I think you two are really spending too much time talking about this.
GIRL : Dude, are you drunk?
GUY : Uh, I still remember all my algebra Where have you been?
GIRL: Are you okay?
GUY: I think 'That's what she said' would be a great name for a kickball team.
GUY: The last time someone asked me that I got drafted in the sixth round.
GUY 1: 1; I'll race you to the car.
GUY 2: You are not a Usan Bolt.
GUY: Dude, I want puppies like chicks want babies
PROFESSOR : I once went down on my brother's device...
GIRL: I don't like Hawaiian Potter.
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