NEWS / TUESDAY, MAY 4, 2010 / THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN / KANSAN.COM KANSAN.com "There's many a man has more hair than wit." — William Shakespeare FACT OF THE DAY Your hair and nails continue to grow after you die. Source: www.purpleslinky.com Popular stories on Kansan.com - Letter to the Editor: No pride in draft dodging — 30 comments - Editorial: Hospital benefits support gay rights — 15 comments - Letter to the Editor: Socialism supports the people — 20 comments - Cohen: Let's make Kansas proud — 11 comments - KU Police complete search of McCollum Hall - 10 comments - Compton: Looking ahead for state primaries — 6 comments University student-related expenses Featured multimedia Graphic by David Cawthon/KANSAN The size of the bubbles correlates to the size of the total expenditure. This data reflects University expenses, not Kansas Athletics. Walking down the hill and leaving before the ceremony is a little like walking down the aisle and leaving before saying, "I do." What's going on today? The following musicians will perform in Murphy Hall as part of the KU School of Music Student Recital Series: Pianist Barthell, 4:30 p.m., Room 130; Pianist Nicholaus Sprague, 4:30 p.m., Swarthout Recital Hall; Pianist Kezia Schrag, 7:30 p.m., Swarthout Recital Hall WEDNESDAY The KU School of Music will present Bales Chorale from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. in the Bales Organ Hallal Call. May 5 THURSDAY The KU School of Music will present the KU Wind Ensemble from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. in the Lied Center. Tickets are $6 for KU students, senior citizens and children and $8 for adults. KU alumna Stacey Elmer, special assistant with the Department of Health and Human Services, will present at the Pizza & Politics event from noon to 1:15 p.m. in the Summerfield Room of the Adams Alumni Center. In her work with HHS, Elmer responds to emergencies such as the H1N1 outbreak and natural disaster relief efforts. May 6 If you would like to submit an event to be included on our weekly calendar, send us an e-mail at news@skansan.com with the subject "Calendar." The Spencer Museum of Art will premiere student videos from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. in its auditorium. LAST DAY OF CLASS Grad Grill will take place for graduating seniors at the Adams Alumni Center from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. All graduating seniors are invited and the event is free. SUNDAY FRIDAY May 7 The School of Music will present the Clarinet Studio concert at 2 p.m. in Swarthout Recital Hall at Murphy Hall. SATURDAY May 8 The annual Spring Open House and Plant Fundraiser will take place at Foley Hall from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Refreshments, videos, games for children and tours will be provided. The event is free and open to the public. May 9 Seth Shostak, senior astronomer at the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute will discuss the possibility of contact with extraterrestrial intelligence at 7 p.m. in Alderson Auditorium at the Kansas Union. The discussion is free and open to the public. ■ Elizabeth Berghout, associate professor of music, will perform on the 53 bronze bells housed in the Workd War II Memorial Campanile at 5 p.m. - Student Union Activities will offer free Cosmic Bowling from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Jaybowl in the Kansas Union. STOP DAY Professor emeritus Ted Johnson will lead a walking tour of campus from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. The tour will begin in front of the Natural History Museum. People can join at any time. MONDAY May 10 First day of finals ODD NEWS Police say man drank before sobriety test BELLEVIEW, Fla. — Authorities said a central Florida man took one last swig of alcohol while waiting to take a sobriety test. Marion County Sheriff's deputies stopped 61-year-old Dana Seaman after noticing his car swerve three times. Seaman said he'd been drinking and agreed to a sobriety test. But first, Deputy Eric Larson said he watched Seaman drink from a cup and toss it under the passenger seat. According to a police report, the cup smelled strongly of alcohol. Seaman refused a breath test. He has been charged with DUI. A message left for Seaman was not immediately returned Monday. Pa. woman strips while on work comp in disability benefits. QUAKERTOWN, Pa. — A Pennsylvania woman is facing insurance fraud charges after authorities say she worked as a stripper while collecting worker's compensation payments. The state Attorney General's office said 43-year-old Christina Gamble, of Quakertown, collected thousands of dollars in insurance payments while working at C.R. Fanny's Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar. According to a complaint, Gamble claimed she fell and hurt her back while working at a restaurant in 2007 and told a doctor it was difficult for her to stand or change positions. Authorities say she received more than $22,000 Gamble was arraigned Thursday on two counts of insurance fraud and one count of theft by deception and released on her own recognizance. A phone listing for Gamble could not immediately be located. Deer burst into bar showing Bucks game MENOMONIE, Wis. — There was more than one reason to "feat the deer" last weekend in Wisconsin. The rallying cry for the Milwaukee Bucks basketball team turned into a punchline Sunday afternoon when two deer burst through the glass doors of a Menomonie restaurant as patrons watched the Bucks playoff game. Stout Ale House general manager Jay Ouellette (wool-LET') says the lead buck bloodied its snout and was dazed, allowing two customers to wrestle it to the ground. The other deer ran into a private room. Ouellette and a colleague managed to wrestle that one down as well. They carried both deer outside and the animals ran off. Ouellette says the 30 or so customers were surprised but then began joking that they really did fear the deer. Associated Press NATIONAL Secretary Robert Barham opened the season last Wednesday to let trawlers harvest marketable white shrimp before any possible effects of the oil spill showed up in state waters. A news release says department biologists find that marketable white shrimp have been taken, leaving only juvenile brown shrimp. It says the only reason for closing the season is to let the brown shrimp grow. The area that will close Tuesday includes Zone 1, from the Mississippi-Louisiana state line to the western shore of South Pass, and inshore waters of Zone 2, from South Pass to the western shore of Vermilion Bay. Spill not a factor in recent turtle deaths GULFPORT, Miss. — Necropsies completed on five of at least 30 dead sea turtles found along Mississippi beaches in the past few days show no evidence of oil killing the reptiles. Brian Gorman of the National Marine Fisheries Service in Gulfport, Miss., said Monday that no evidence of oil or contamination has been found. But he says that doesn't mean further analysis won't reveal something. The carcasses are badly decomposed. Associated Press STAYING CONNECTED WITH THE KANSAN Get the latest news and give us your feedback by following The Kansan on Twitter @TheKansan. News, or become a fan of The University Daily Kansan on Facebook. ET CETERA The University Daily Kansas is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of the Kans are 25 cents. 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