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wescoe wit
lol.
GIRL : Let's talk about your paper
GUY : I wrote some shit about some shit.
GIRL: Does this outfit make me look like a hooker?
GIRL 1: OK, I'm leaving.
GUY: I gave him the best time of his life without using any toys at all.
GIRL 2: Wait, you didn't leave already? I didn't notice.
PROFESSOR:
**GUY:** Come over to my house. You know you'll get excited.
Maybe the death was caused by autoerotic asphyxiation.
GIRL : In more ways than one?
PROFESSOR:
OK, let's stop for a second and take a poll.
Who thinks Paris Hilton dresses well?
GUY 1: Did you watch the Madonna Glee episode?
**GUY 2:** I think the real question is why did you watch it?
GIRL 1: Tomorrow is Thursday, right?
GIRL 2: Tomorrow is Wednesday
GIRL 1: Today is Monday, then?
Wart, no ...
Sometimes I don't know how
I managed to survive into
adulthood.
GIRL 1: I want puppies instead of babies.
GIRL 2: You wouldn't have to send them to college.
GIRL 1: Maybe I would anyway.
Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms? Send 'em to us at jayplay10@gmail.com. // BY MARY HENDERSON AND THE JAYPLAY STAFF
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