2A NEWS MONDAY, APRIL 26, 2010 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN KANSAN.COM QUOTE OF THE DAY "He [President Bush] is probably choking on a pretzel or something. I hope nobody tells him that I have won this award while he is eating a pretzel. ... He has the funniest lines in the film. I am eternally grateful to him." Michael Moore FACT OF THE DAY Today is National Pretzel Day. KANSAN.com holidayinsights.com Monday, April 26, 2010 Featured videos KUJH-TV Kansas Sampler opening downtown Kansas Sampler, a store that sells fan gear for local sports teams, will open a new store at Ninth and Massachusetts streets in Lawrence. Video by KUJH-TV Video by Alicia Banister/KUJH-TV Experts debate effects of social media Data showing people spend seven hours a day on some form of media has social experts debating the effects. What's going on today? Author Martin Henn will talk about his new book "Under the Color of Law" from 4 to 5 p.m. in the Parlors of the Kansas Union. Dr. Michael Shull, professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder, will present the lecture "Missing Baryons: Searching between the Galaxies" from 4 to 5 p.m. in Room 2074 of Malott Hall. April 27 TUESDAY If you would like to submit an event to be included on our weekly calendar, send us an e-mail at news@kansan.com with the subject "Calendar." WEDNESDAY - Science on Tap will host a discussion titled "What the Old Bones Say: Fossils, feathers, and flight." KU paleontologist David Burnham will discuss how scientists know what they know about birds and flight, based on looking at the fossil record. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. at the Free State Brewing Company and the discussion beings at 7:30. April 28 Pianist Daniel Cunha will perform from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. in Swarthout Recital Hall in Murphy Hall as part of the KU School of Music's Student Recital Series. ■ The KU School of Music will present the Bass Studio Recital from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. in Room 118 of Murphy Hall. FRIDAY April 30 Student Union Activities will host its Tunes at Noon music performance series at 12 p.m. in front of the Kansas Union. Elif Andac, assistant professor of sociology, will present the lecture "Understanding the Dynamics of Assimilation and Diversity in Nation-Building: A Case from Southeastern Turkey" at noon in 706 Fraser. SATURDAY May 1 Delta Epsilon lota will host a round robin sand volleyball tournament from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.on the courts outside of Robinson Center Registration for teams of eight costs $45. All proceeds will benefit the local Boys and Girls Club. POPULAR STORIES ON KANSAN.COM Cosby: Proceed with caution in concealed carry consideration — 55 comments Bledowski. When 'love' crosses the line — 14 comments Unexpectedly expecting — 10 comments Letter to the Editor: No Pride in draft dodging — 13 comments One thousand pennies for one parking ticket — 7 comments Shorman: Landslide may not be so representative after all — 13 comments THURSDAY April 29 The University Career Center will hold its "Just in Time" Career Fair from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. on the fifth floor of the Kansas Union. Employers with open internships and full-time jobs will be present. The KU Bookstore will hold a sidewalk sale outside of the Kansas Union from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The sale will be held in the fourth floor lobby in the case of inclement weather. SUNDAY May 2 ■ Elizabeth Berghout, associate professor of music, will play the bells at 5 p.m. in the World War II Memorial Campanile and Carillon. The College of Liberal Arts and Sciences will host "Make it Funky" from 2 to 4 p.m. in Alderson Auditorium of the Kansas Union. The event is an exploration of African-American music and writing. ODD NEWS Bar patron repeatedly calls 911 for ride home New Haven police say that's what 28-year-old Quandria Bailey did, calling the emergency line six times to request a ride from a nightclub back to her Meriden home. NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Police in one Connecticut city have a warning for nightclub patrons: Don't call 911 for a ride home. Bailey was charged with six counts of misuse of the 911 system early Sunday. She was released on a $1,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court May 5. A telephone number for Bailey could not immediately be located Sunday and it was unclear whether she had an attorney. Identical twin seniors taking twin prom dates JAMESTOWN, N.D. — A pair of identical North Dakota twin sisters are hoping to double their fun at their high school prom. Adrian and Hannah Mcinnes asked identical twins Josh and Jerimiah Dockter to be their dates for Saturday's formal dance at Jamestown High School. The pairs met at the grocery store where they all work. The girls say they thought it would be cool to double date with another set of identical twins. The Dockter brothers, who graduated in 2009 and skipped their prom, said yes. But don't expect the girls to wear matching dresses to go with their matching dates. Adrian and Jerimiah will wear white, while Hannah and Josh will go in black. Beatles impersonator arrested at band's qiq SAN DIEGO — It's going to be a hard day's night in jail for a Beatles impersonator after police arrested him on an old warrant outside an appearance on a San Diego morning news show. Carlsbad police Lt. Marc Reno says theodore "Ted" Felicetti was arrested Friday on an outstanding warrant for failure to appear on a drunken driving charge in December 2008. Felicetti plays Paul McCartney in the Beatles tribute band "Help!" Investigators received tips that Felicetti played in the band, then learned on the group's Facebook page that they would be appearing on the morning news show. Station's news director Rich Goldner says two officers let Felicetti finish the performance of "I Am the Walrus," then arrested him outside the studio. Felicetti is being held on $130,000 bail. Associated Press ET CETERA STAYING CONNECTED WITH THE KANSAN Get the latest news and give us your feedback by following The Kansan on Twitter @TheKansan. News, or become a fan of The University Daily Kansan on Facebook. MEDIA PARTNERS The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of The Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045. 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