NOTICE
wescoe wit
GUY: If you fall in the lake I'll save you
It'll be like Titanic I'll be Leo and
you'll be Kate.
GIRL: No, because then you'd have a picture of me naked. (pause) And you'd die
GIRL 1 : How were the naked people today?
GIRL 2 : We only saw, like, one butt
GIRL 1: Well, I beg to differ.
GUY : There's a lot on my plate.
PROFESSOR:
If you've ever worked with kindergarteners, you know they love playing with their poop.
GIRL 2: Well, I ditter your ditter!
GIRL 1: Did you just say your mom died and your brother's coming over?
GIRL 1: Eat it!
GIRL 2: What? No! I said my mom dad and brother are coming over. Geez!
GUY: That's what she said.
GIRL 2 : Oh gross!
GIRL: Embrace your smell
GIRL 1: I think I should move to Utah, because I'd like to marry a lot of hot guys.
GIRL 2: What, are there a lot of hot guys in Utah?
Have you overheard any Wescoe wetticisms? Send 'em to us at jayplay10.egmail.com.
// BY ABBY OLCESE AND THE JAYPLAY STAFF
DON GIOVANNI BY W. A. MOZART
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