WIFI NOTICE tomorrow's news // ZAP ZITS WITH ZENO HOT SPOT The worst way to wake up in the morning is with a big red zit on your face. To get rid of these annoying problem pimples, the new and affordable Zeno Hot Spot could do the trick. Instead of using messy topical creams or trying to cover it up with makeup, the Zeno Hot Spot clears up skin by using sustained heat for two and a half minutes to destroy the bacteria that causes pimples. First released by Zeno in 2005, the FDA approved and dermatologist recommended product was expensive, selling for about $225. In January, the company released the much more affordable product, the Zeno Hot Spot, which retails at $40 and can be found online and at local pharmacies. Zeno's board certified dermatologist. Dr. Gervaise Gerstner, says the Zeno Hot Spot is the most effective way to treat emerging pimples. "In the past I probably would've recommended a strong topical treatment and perhaps an ice cube or hot pack," she says. "Now there is a way to kill the bacteria at its source, which stops the pimple from growing. The Zeno Hot Spot delivers enough heat to kill the bacteria that causes blemishes to surface and worsen. Simply put, it's an extremely effective over-the-counter way to treat blemishes at the first sign of a breakout." The Zeno Hot Spot will perform about 80 treatments and indicator lights on the device show how many uses it has left. For best results, Myzeno.com recommends using the Zeno Hot Spot on a newly emerging pimple two or three times during a period of 24 hours. // ANNA SOBERING Contributed photo Zit japper Zeno's Hot Spot uses heat to clear up the bacteria that can cause pimples. It is available in local pharmacies and online for $40. celebritweets // MELODY THORNTON Singer, Pussycat Dolls (@MELODYTHORNTON) @lamwill got me in tears talkin bout I got a feelin. I'm ampted I gotta do this shit!! U can do it too if u have a dream! Let's do it!!! 11 53 PM Mar 30th Im finally feeling better today. I didnt let my cold slow me up tho I have stayed busy! Hope for nice weather la.) 11:43 AM Mar 30th Dwts today was great! Nicole did a fantastic job and got the highest score as she should!!! Two 10s!! So much fun!) 2.01 AM Mar 30th Gettin some complimentary Fatburger thanks to @PerezHilton and his fantastic bday gift bag :) thanks homie yum yum :) 10:06 PM Mar 28th My friend is in labor! Aaaah we r having a baby! Lorenzo is on his way!!! Woooo 2:43 PM Mar 28th My sister just told me that mtv diary is back!!! Aaaahh yes omg my fav mtv show!!! Yes!!! 9:40 PM Mar 28th My throat is on fire! Wooo. I feel like shit but Perez's party was the beez neez! Fun times 4:23 AM Mar 28th 9:40 PM Mar 28th // TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY MARY HENDERSON wescoe wit lol. GIRL: Last weekend I was driving with my cat in the car when he started making that horrible 'meow I'm going-to-puke' noise and he barfed in the back seat. GUY 1: It smells like dog food in here. GUY: What did you do? GIRL: The smell was so bad I pulled over and puked on the side of the road. GIRL: Aren't there, like, 1,500 feet in a mile? GUY 2: I think it's just your breath. GIRL 1: I just got so many dirty looks from girls walking over here. GIRL 2: Girl, I experience that on a daily basis. They're just jealous of how hot we are. GUY: Look at the guilt my aunt made me! GIRL: Is it weird that I think Justin Bieber is sexy? GIRL: I love that you get excited about quilts GUY 1: I got nutted on by a fish today. GUY 2: Getting some action! GIRL: In order to figure out the Rubik's Cube, you must be on cocaine GUY 1: Yeah, I was taking the hook out and white stuff started coming out; it flapped its tail and gave me a facial, too. GIRL 1: Well, it has definitely dropped below 65 degrees. GIRL 2: How can you tell? GIRL 1: My nipples are like thermometers. GIRL: I got bitten by a squirrel and now I think I have rabies. GUY: Oh yeah, uh huh. GUY: What's pampermousse? It sounds like something you'd put in your hair. GUY: I just saw up the drag queen's skirt. GIRL: It's a French grapefruit. GIRL: And? GUY: You don't want to know. GIRL: There are few joys in my life like riding down 14th Street. Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms? Send 'em to us at joyplay10@egmail.com. // BY ANNA SOBERING AND THE JAYPLAY STAFF 04 15 10 10