2A NEWS THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 2010 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN KANSAN.COM QUOTE OF THE DAY "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." KANSAN.com Author Unknown FACT OF THE DAY James Henry Atkinson, was a British inventor who in 1897 invented a prototype of the mousetrap called the "Little Nipper." Featured video KUJH-TV Wellness Center promotes osteoporosis prevention Video by Abby Davenport/KUJH-TV Thursday, April 15, 2010 Video by Abya Davenport/JUH-T The Wellness Resource Center handed out free milk to students at the Underground Wednesday. Featured gallery kansan.com Kansas Relays: Day 1 Photo by Mike Gunce, Mia Iverson, Collin Johnson and Rvan Waaason/KANSAN See photos from the first day of the 83rd annual Kansas Relays at Memorial Stadium. Pioneer Cemetery, which is just east of the Lied Center, contains the graves of early Lawrence settlers, some as old as 1855. Endowment took over management in the mid-1960s and began allowing new burials. What's going on today? Valerie Hudson, a professor of political science at Brigham Young University, will present the lecture, "The Heart of the Matter: The Security of Women and the Security of States," from 4 to 5:30 p.m. in Room 116 of the Sabatini Multicultural Resource Center. FRIDAY David Berliner, a professor of education at Arizona State University, will present the lecture. "Curriculum Narrowing in the USA: A Frightening Look at Our Future," from 7 to 9 p.m. in Room 150 of Joseph R. Pearson Hall. April 16 If you would like to submit an event to be included on our weekly calendar, send us an e-mail at news.skanan.com with the subject "Calendar." The Kansas Relays continue from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. at Memorial Stadium. The event is free with a KUID. - Local bands will play for Student Union Activities' Tunes At Noon from noon to 1 p.m. in the Plaza of the Kansas Union. SUA will hold free Cosmic Bowling from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Jaybowl in the Kansas Union SATURDAY April 17 April 19 MONDAY The Kansas Relays continue from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. at Memorial Stadium. The event is free with KUID. - FDIC Chair and KU alumna Sheila Bair will discuss her career in public service at a 7:30 p.m. lecture at the Dole Institute of Politics. Tickets are free. The annual KU Spring Pow Wow will be from 5 to 10 p.m. at the Auditorium of Robinson Center. Diana B. Carlin will offer the seminar, "Oher Institute: America's First Ladies: More Than the Women Behind the Men", at 2 p.m. at the Continuing Education Building, 1515 St. Andrews Dr. The seminar is free and open to the public. Free Cosmic Bowling from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Jaybowl in the Kansas Union. SUNDAY TUESDAY April 18 April 20 Pianist Stanton Nelson will perform from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. in the Swarthout Recital Hall in Murphy Hall as part of the School of Music Student Recital Series. Donna Lopiano will present the lecture "Title IX: The Evolution of Women's Sports Markets and an Analysis of Barriers to Growth" at 4 p.m. in the Kansas Room of the Kansas Union as part of The Dr. James Naismith Lecture Series. The KU Opera Chamber Ensemble will present XERXES by Georg Friedrich Handel from 2 to 3 p.m. at the Spencer Museum of Art. WEDNESDAY April 21 - Hashim Sarkis will lecture about architecture, landscape and urban design at Murphy Hall from 11:30 to 12:45 p.m. as part of the School of Architecture, Design & Planning Spring Lecture Series. SUA will host a free advance screening of "Get Him to the Greek" from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. at woodruff Auditorium in the Kansas Union. CORRECTION CAMPUS Wednesday's story "Green fund will help make campus more sustainable" should have said the KU Endowment Association will be willing to provide fundraising support to students and will work as fundraising advisors, but it will not provide direct funds. Editor in chief hired for summer and fall ODD NEWS The University Daily Kansan has hired Brianne Pfannenstiel for the Summer 2010 editor in chief and Alex Garrison to be Fall 2010 editor in chief. Pfannenstiel will be graduating this May and has been a Jayplay writer, staff reporter and campus editor. She is currently a managing editor. Garrison has been a correspondent, special sections and correspondents editor, staff reporter and associate Jayplay editor. She is currently the Jayplay editor. Man uses python to assault motel guest ROCK HILL, S.C. — Police in South Carolina say an argument between two motel guests ended when one of the men was hit in the head with a snake. Rock Hill police say the victim told officers that he argued Tuesday night with 29-year-old Tony Smith over loud music coming from Smith's room. The dispute appeared to be over, but the man told police Smith walked up to him several hours later with a 4-foot python and hit him in the face with the snake's head. Smith was charged with assault and battery. He remains in the Rock Hill jail on a nearly $1,100 bond and jail officials did not know if he had an attorney. Suspect tries to bite off his fingerprints MIDDELTOWN, N.J. — Authorities said a man who escaped from a police car in New Jersey tried to gnaw off his fingerprints. Police captured Keith Simmonds Jr. in Middletown on Monday. Authorities said the 21-year-old's fingertips were bloodied. Police arrested Simmonds on drug charges after officers stopped them and said they found marijuana on Sunday night. Police said Simmonds managed to move his handcuffed arms to the front of his body, kick out the side window of the patrol car and escape while officers used a drug-detection dog to search his car. Simmonds was being held in the Monmouth County jail on $135,000 bail. Baked potato is poor disguise for cocaine ATHENS, Ala. — Limestone County authorities have arrested a man they said tried to disguise five ounts of cocaine as a baked potato. Sheriff's Lt. Lance Royals said they got a tip Monday afternoon that a man in a silver Mustang had cocaine. When investigators approached the man, he said he had nothing illegal. Investigators searched the car and found a carryout plate with chicken, rice and what looked like a foil-wrapped potato. The foil contained five ounces of cocaine. The man was being held without bail on the trafficking charge and on $2,500 bail on a charge of giving a false name. Associated Press STAYING CONNECTED WITH THE KANSAN Get the latest news and give us your feedback by following The Kansan on Twitter @TheKansan_News, or become a fan of The University Daily Kansan on Facebook. MEDIA PARTNERS Check out Kansan.com or KUJH-TV on Sumitomo Broadband Channel 31 in Lawrence for more on what you've read in today's Kansan and other news. The student-produced news airs at 5 p.m. 6 p.m., 10 p.m., 11 p.m. every Monday through Friday. Also see KUJH's website at tvku.edu. KJHK is the student voice in radio. 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