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wescoe wit
lol.
PROFESSOR : In my house, it's not a democracy,it's a dictatorship. And I'm the dick.
PROFESSOR : I was a pot-smoker-all through junior high, high school, college...
GIRL : ... and most of my 30s.
GIRL: I can't be friends with girls named Stephanie. They're all sluts.
GUY: Why do you need spermicide in your butt?
PROFESSOR : A day without women in class is a day without sunshine.
GIRL 1 : You know what you look like in this picture?
PROFESSOR : That's a good example.
GIRL 2: I don't want to be a blowfish!
GUY : This guy was having an affair with a midget prostitute and he came to collect his money.
GUY : What was your favorite part of the "Telephone" video?
GIRL : The rules are easy. Everyone go around and take a drink. It's like the popcorn game.
GIRL : "I told you she didn't have a dick."
GUY : Mine, too.
GUY (referring to beer) :
Leave no soldier behind.
GIRL 1: No soldier from behind?
GUY: I want to be a polygamist. Dude,
that'd be so tight.
GIRL 2: Don't ask, don't tell.
GIRL 1 : You made out with that guy?
GIRL 2 : Yeah, not my proudest moment. Even while I was doing it I was thinking,
"I'm so ashamed." He smelled like hamburgers.
Have you overheard any Wescoe witticisms? Send 'em to us at jayplay10@gmail.com.
// MARY HENDERSON
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