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wescoe wit
lol.
GUY : Well, since I'm not into hardcore drugs or anything. I get my thrills and live on the edge by not washing my lettuce.
**GIRL:** I really enjoy working out to songs about heroin.
GIRL 1 : Do you fold your underwear?
**GUY 1**: You should see how many
Trojans I have.
GUY 2: I really don't want to, man.
GIRL 2: Yeah! Wanna see?
GUY 1 : No, on my computer!
GIRL 1 : What's your middle name?
GIRL : it tastes like an eyeball!
GIRL 2 : Renee
GIRL 1 : Oh I thought it was bitch.
GIRL 3 : Ooh, burn!
GUY : Somewhere in a parallel universe, life really sucks right now.
GIRL 1 : Look,we have a KU biker gang!
GIRL: I have a pocket full of fish. Wanna see?
GIRL 2 : Sort of ...
GIRL 3 : Yeah, with four bicycles and a motor scooter . We have a renewable energy biker gang!
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