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GUY 1 : I think this is the first party that I've been to where someone has gotten arrested
GUY 2: Who would have thought it would be a Final Fantasy XIII midnight release party?
GIRL 1 : What the fuck is that guy doing?
GIRL 2: That guy is so cute!
GIRL 1 : Can you dig it?
GIRL 2 : What?
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GIRL 2: You're weird.
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If you have the right receptors, it
shouldn't take 36 hours.
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PROFESSOR : Objectivity is bullshit
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