Opinion THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, MARCH 24, 2010 WWW.KANSAN.COM PAGE 7A FREE FOR ALL --come cppes- that led it Night round diesed ("kisses") Crazy merases alarm That more more mance To contribute to Free for All, visit Kansan.com, call (785) 864-0500 or try our Facebook App. I held this income. and reserve Over break, I made out with so many guys. nest you're even able in Garth he, f cha- helped back by Idol" and h stu l in Bill Self is such a classy man. Even after a hard loss, he knows how to represent KU. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. I want to have a threesome with the Jays. I'm reducing my GTA to noises. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. Three snow days, one Orange Bowl and one National Championship. Class of 2011 for the win! Zero snow days, one Insight Bowl and zero National Championships. Class of 2012 for the epic fail! --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. I'm not giving up on you You can count on that. I know it's been a while, but I wish you would just give me some sign that you think of me, because I miss you. Please finishing re-paving Iowa Street; my car is scared of those potholes. Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. Northern Iowa over KU — K-State's most celebrated victory of the past decade. As I was walking to class this morning, I saw a black thong on the ground. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. As I was walking to class this morning, I lost a black thong on the ground. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. I'm afraid I'll never find a man that doesn't care about religion, doesn't want kids and loves baseball. Sig ... Tomato shortage? Good, I hate tomatoes. Getting drunk on a Monday can only be caused by boy drama. Darn you, boy drama! --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. I am a horrible person. A blowjob a day keeps the breakups away. --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. He told me to name my strap on Peggy. My mother's name is Peggy. The last thing I want to think about during sex is my mother. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't approve. POLITICS --is referred to in other states (property-assessed clean energy), could help us clear the cost boundary that prevents families and small businesses from investing in small-scale clean energy. Living a green lifestyle may soon cost consumers less green In the conversation about energy and our economy, we can all agree that renewable energy and efficiency are positive things. Despite this, putting a solar panel on your roof or retrofitting your entire home to consume less energy are financially out of reach for most Americans Fortunately, pending the passage of a bill through the state legislature, Kansas might soon join 15 other states in making small-scale renewable energy more affordable for families and businesses. The Kansas state legislature will soon consider the Property- Assessed Renewable Energy and Energy Efficiency Act, bill number HB 2729. The PARE Act, as it's called, would allow local governments to create energy-management districts, within which they could issue bonds to property owners. Owners could then use the bond to finance approved efficiency improvements and/or the installation of renewable energy systems on the property. The cost of the improvements would be repaid throughout time in an annual special assessment on the property tax bill. Sifting through all the jargon, it becomes clear that this bill would empower individuals and businesses in Kansas to choose a cleaner and more efficient energy future. The control here would be local and participation voluntary. Political Planet Legislation such as PARE or PACE,as similar legislation BY DEVIN LOWELL As with any advancing technology, solar panels and wind turbines will inevitably become cheaper in time. But until we hit that point, PARE could grant relief from high electric bills. Energy costs are regressive, placing a larger burden on those with lower incomes. The organization GRID Alternatives in California installs solar panels on the homes of low-income families, which reduces these citizen's monthly electricity bills by upward of 80 percent. All of this is made possible by the generous tax incentives and legislative support. Although not on nearly the same scale as the Golden State program, PARE could help spread the use of small-scale renewables here in Kansas. This would reduce the burden energy bills place on struggling families and businesses. Even with the PARE Act. barriers would still remain to shifting homeowners from energy consumers to energy producers. Last year, Gov. Mark Parkinson passed the Net Metering and Connection Act, which required the state's investor-owned utilities (Westar, KCP&L, and Empire District) to provide net-metering services for customers. Net-metering essentially means that customers are allowed to sell electricity they generate back onto the grid in exchange for credits on their monthly bill. However, the Act only allows this on the wholesale scale and not for the average customer. If PARE would realize its full potential, Kansas must also mandate that net-metering be available to any electric utility customer that wishes to participate. To ensure a cleaner and more efficient energy future for our state and citizens, we should support the proposed PARE legislation. The bill just passed through the House Energy and Utilities Committee, but the game isn't won. Call, write, email and urge your representatives any way you can to support HB 2729. Lowell is a senior from Concordia in journalism and political science. EDITORIAL CARTOON AROOJ KHALID FEATURED COLUMN The view standing on the wrong side of the hill in Washington "Waterboard congress," the sign read and the anxious cluster shouted. This is Washington, D.C., on the wrong side of the hill. While on an engaging spring break trip with SIAS Washington D.C. International Experience headed by Zach Messitte, I decided to steal away and do some sightseeing. As I neared the Capitol, I saw it swarming with people. The closer I got, the louder the roar. "NOBAMA," one man yelled as I walked by. I instantly knew what it was: A Tea Party protest. This was Saturday, the day Obama addressed the democratic caucus before they voted on health care reform. This was his opposition; a crowd of silver-haired Americans with homemade signs and pitchforks. I was so excited — my first real protest! I found myself next to a woman holding a picture of the president with a turban and a beard drawn on with sharpie. She brought a cooler, a lawn chair and her little dog to the protest. She kept screaming "kill the bill," with an emphasis on "kill." A pair of sun-burnt arms holding a sign that read, "waterboard congress" grabbed my attention. However, being in favor of the health care bill I felt a little afraid they might sniff me out as one of those "damn socialists," so I walked quickly. I worked my way to the center of the pulsing mob. I had to move closer; how could I resist? It was a red-faced, overweight American with a megaphone and a posse. She was angry. The gang numbered about By now the mob had worked itself into an all-out frenzy. I panicked a little and thought, "You're too obvious; yell something." So I yelled, "Yeah!" and proceeded to follow this rebel in action. 10 and they marched behind their leader as she made her way through the crowd yelling "There is nothing worse than a pissed-off American!" I tried to video this with my little pocket camera but I started to get too nervous. Realizing the pissed-off posse may soon turn on me I made my exit and crossed over to the antiwar protest on the other side of the hill. Originally printed in The Oklahoma Daily, by L. Nicole Bisby. SEXUAL HEALTH Too much of a good thing I have a story about a guy who we can just refer to as "Tiger W" He was married, had a beautiful wife, a successful job and many admirers who would trade their lives for his if they had the chance. But that just wasn't enough for Tiger, so he went on to meet other girls. Tiger wanted those women, many of them, often. And he had them. But, what exactly was Tiger's problem? Allegedly sex addiction — and he isn't alone. Unfortunately for Tiger, society didn't approve of his urges — and neither did his wife. As it came out, he had to bear the consequences and admit his deeds. After several weeks of therapy and a painful press conference, Tiger wanted to get better. Approximately 3 to 5 percent of the U.S. population is officially addicted to sex, according to The Society for the Advancement of Sexual Health (SASH). As with other addictions, the number of people who aren't in therapy or don't know about their problem is probably much higher. Sex addiction is a mental disorder that is difficult to detect. It is well documented that alcohol, cigarettes and drugs are bad for us, especially when consumed regularly and in excess. The easiest way to not get addicted or to recover is to stay away from these habits altogether. Sex, however, is a natural part of life. Having lots of sex is more often considered a blessing than a curse. In the age of Viagra and hectic schedules, many people would prefer a very active sex life to no sex at all. So, how can sex even develop into an unhealthy addiction? Having lots of sex is not unhealthy, per se. As long as a person enjoys sex and doesn't hurt anybody with their behavior, they could just be described as having a higher sexual drive than Let's Talk about Sex BY CAROLINE BLEDOWSKI others. As an important distinction, sex addicts want to stop their behavior but truly can't. They often feel guilty and ashamed if they have to seek satisfaction outside of their relationship or marriage. According to Dr. Drew Pinsky, contributor to the New York Times blog "Consults," a sex addiction is diagnosed if the sexual behavior is, "affecting relationships, work or school, or one's health or legal or financial status" Pinsky also points out that sexual addiction can sometimes be bipolar with periods of high sexual desire followed by no desire at all; and having a low level of sexual desire is called sexual anorexia. Again, this level has to be unwanted. If you're perfectly satisfied with your sex life as it is, stick to it. Don't let yourself be confused by words such as "normal" or "average". When you feel fine, enjoy. But if you think you could be addicted to sex, you can check it out on SASHs website at sash net Meanwhile, I'm glad to report that Tiger is on the right path. He sought the help he needed and is willing to work on his problem. In the end, it doesn't matter if you actually have what is diagnosed as sex addiction. As long as you're willing to change what you don't like, no one can blame you. Bledowski is a graduate student from Cracow, Poland, in journalism. Response of some 'fans' is a disgrace LETTER TO THE EDITOR It became obvious in the first half that Northern Iowa had come to play and we were struggling to respond. In true Jayhawk fashion, there was always hope. However, this time there was no Mario and no miracle. After the blow that our team, our school and our spring break sustained on Saturday, there was a torrent of status updates on Facebook. Through tears, rage and every curse in the English language two things became apparent: The Jayhawk nation was hurting and our rivals were basking in our pain. But, as saddened by this loss as I am, I am even more upset with our fans. I am angry that some people who call themselves "true fans" have turned around and attacked the team with wanton and unfounded criticism. I am also embarrassed that we used poor officiating as a crutch and could not look to next year. Jayhawks, I challenge you to keep your heads high. Although those under the façade of fanhood may hide among us, the true Jayhawks will say this: Thank you, UNI. You gave our boys something to play for next year. The chip on our shoulder has never been bigger. You exposed and exploited our flaws and used them to embarrass us. I say, jumping ship be damned! After such a loss, any player who leaves for the NBA is no better than those fans who turned away from "the team" after this loss. To Cole, Xaiver, "Morri" and any other player contemplating the draft, you have more waiting for you here than the NBA can offer. Business is unfinished, and will remain so until you complete it. We have not quit on you. Do not quit on us. Thank you, referees. We will take this beating that you attempted to call an unbiased game on the chin and be back for more with no excuses. Next time around, our response will be flawless through victory. We will make those who feel so empowered by watching greatness falter choke on their words Fellow jayhawks, dry your tears of crimson and blue. Come next year, we will paint the court in our colors with blood and sweat. We will have retribution. - Garrett Lent is a sophomore from Wichita HOW TO SUBMIT A LETTER TO THE EDITOR LETTER GUIDELINES Send letters to opinionkanan.com Write **LETTER TO THE EDITOR** in the e-mail subject line. Length: 300 words The submission should include the author's name, grade and hometown. Find our full letter to the editor policy online at kansan.com/letters. 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