WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY
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PROFESSOR:
Are you all not familiar with this? It's your culture, not mine! I'm from Mars.
**GIRL 1 :** Oh my gosh! My booger in the shape of aizard
GIRL 1 : Don't punch me in my ovaries,
woman!
GIRL 2 : I was just gonna poke it.
**GIRL 1** : it's not voooo and we've not resurrecting her!
**GIRL 1:** She's from Germany and she speaks better Spanish than me.
**GIRL 2:** And you're Mexican.
**GIRL 1:** I know!
GIRL 2: Wha! It is!
GIRL 1 : Don't worry, I'm not going to keep it
GUY 1 : Girls don't realize how convenient it is standing up to pee.
**GIRL 2:** It would be really freak' cool if we did, though I just saying
GUY 2: Yeah, and if you go into a stall it pretty much means you're afraid of someone seeing your dick
GIRL 1 : He's obsessed with me I love him
GIRL 2 : Yeah, and he's a bailionaire
GIRL 1: I'm in a skirt, so sitting like this, well, people are going to see a lot of crotch. Sorry.
GIRL 2 : I like crotch. I'm glad I sat here.
PROFESSOR:
Lady Gaga? More like Lady Gag Me!
**GUY 1**: You got a Push Pop?
**GIRL 1**: Yeah
**GUY 1**: Way to be a 7-year-old.
GIRL 1 : I've been trying to eat more fruits and vegetables
GIRL 2 : That's disgusting. I don't eat vegetables.
// ABBY OLCESE AND KELCI SHIPLEY
Half of ANY Sandwich. Wrap or Panini.
Half of ANY Salad.
Over 900 Combinations What's YOUR perfect pair?
Cup of ANY Soup or Chili.
Half of ANY Spud.
McALISTER'S DELI
LAWRENCE
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UPCOMING EVENTS
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MUDSTOMP EVERY MONDAY (BLUEGRASS IN THE LOUNGE)
MAR.9 KIOSK FUNDRAISER SHOW
MAR.11 PRETTY THINGS PEEP SHOW
MAR.12 FAST FOOD JUNKIES CD RELEASE
MAR.13 ROAN COUNTY SPLIT WITH GRANGER
SMITH & COUNTY ROAD 5
MAR.17 ST.PATTY'S IN THE LOUNGE, BLUEGRASS
EARLY, KARAOKE FOR THE MIDDAY &
DJ THAT NIGHT
MAR.18 COPELAND
MAR.19 BLACK GASOLINE WITH THE BRODY
BUSTER BAND
MAR.25 STIMP-PAC 2
MAR.27 JASON BOLAND & THE STRAGGLERS
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