wednesday, april 28, 2004 entertainment the university daily kansan 3B SOUIRREL BY WES BENSON DAMAGED CIRCUS BY GREG GRIESENAUER HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (April 28). Today's Birthday (April 28). It's hard for you to part with your hard-earned money. That's sensible, so don't waste it this year. Invest in something you can depend on, like real estate. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8.Push ahead with your work and with other matters you feel strongly about. Projects you begin now are morally satisfying and may be quite lucrative as well. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 6. You have some tough decisions to make, so you may be rather slow. But it's good to be cautious this time. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 7. Conditions have changed again. Now, you can talk about something you've just learned. If you don't have it all figured out yet, a friend can help. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 6. It never hurts to hold other people accountable for their actions. You can ask them to keep their promises, too. They'll respect, admire and pay you. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is a 7. You have good friends who believe in you, but you're not in charge yet. Be strong and state your position boldly while vowing to serve others. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 6. Put up with The Obnoxious One for just a little while longer. This is making you a better, stronger person. In fact, you're getting as tough as nails. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is an 8. You and your friends want to push hard toward your goal. This is OK, but don't yourselves too far into debt. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 6. You don't like to be pushed around, You're more apt to go along with the program if asked politely and given a bonus. Let that be known. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 7. Want to run away? Head out and discover what's beyond that distant hill? Sure you have, and if you've got a mate with the same idea, the odds are good that you'll act on these impulses. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 7. Make a business investment in something that makes you more efficient. Once you have a place to sell the goods, focus on increasing production. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). today is a 7. Something a loved one has been trying to tell you didn't immediately sink in. But now that you've heard roughly the same thing from someone else, it seems to be worth considering. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 6. You're too busy to get extrachores done, so put them off until later. Or better yet, get your family to do them for you. This isn't cheating. It's payback. TODAY'S PUZZLE Crossword ACROSS 1 Hornet's cousin 5 As a result 9 Challenge for a bowler 14 Burn ointment 15 Roll-call response 16 Outline 17 Happy song 18 Anger 19 Leads the nomad's life 20 Industrialized 22 In reserve 23 Five before six 24 November winners 25 Kent's love 27 Supplement the hard way 28 Emulating Nero 32 Going solo 35 Discovery 36 Daffy bird? 37 Left at sea 38 Carries a tune 39 Sigmund's daughter 40 Water pitcher 41 God of war 42 Villain's expression 43 Military runaway 45 Suitable 46 Requirement 47 Powerful D.C. lobby 48 Service charge 51 Temporary fix 54 Nuclear events 57 Hilo hello 58 Restless desire 59 Mild expletive 60 Opera boxes 61 Bait 62 Overdue 63 Secret supply 64 Stretched the truth 65 Checks out DOWN 1 Ralph ___ Emerson 2 Not from this world 3 Figure out 4 Sneaky guy's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | | | 15 | | | | 16 | | | | 17 | | | | 18 | | | | 19 | | | | 20 | | | 21 | | | | 22 | | | | 23 | | | 24 | | | 25 | 26 | | | | | | | 27 | | | 26 | | | 29 | 30 | 31 | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | 32 | 33 | 34 | | 35 | | | 36 | | | | | 37 | | | | 38 | | | 39 | | | | | 40 | | | | 41 | | | 42 | | | | | 43 | | | 44 | | | 45 | | | | | | 46 | | | 47 | | 48 | 49 | 50 | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | | 56 | | | | 57 | | | | 58 | | | 59 | | | | 60 | | | | 61 | | | 62 | | | | 63 | | | | 64 | | | 65 | | | | 2004 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 04/28/04 5 Royal chair 6 Dilapidated cars 7 Incite 8 Young plants 9 Leave high and dry 10 Fluorocarbon, e.g. 11 Fuji flow 12 Champagne chiller 13 Exam 14 Be fond of 15 Throws in 16 Digs in 17 More elegant 18 Actress Skye 19 "...but answer came there ___ 20 Snarl and grow 21 Mimicked 22 Rob of "West Wing" 23 Mispickel and feldspar 24 Evacuation exercise 25 Cloy Solutions 42 Petty disagreement 44 Discuss again 45 Bowed 47 Mother-of-pearl 48 Rald 49 Maternally related 50 Bob of the PGA 51 Sidekicks 52 Oodles 53 Frat getup 53 Ornamental case 56 Run in neutral 56. Run in neutral TOMORROW NIGHT AT ABE & JAKE'S LANDING $10 18 AND OVER FREE SHOW! ANYTHING BUT JOEY grasshopper takeover and RIVA THE GRANADA THIS FRIDAY April 30 Doors 8pm ALL AGES Kansan Classifieds Classified Policy: The Kanans will not knowingly accept any advertisement, offer or discriminates against any person or group of persons based on race, sex, age, color, country, nationality or disability. 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