monday, april 26, 2004
entertainment
the university daily kansan 9A
DOCK BOYS BY SCOTT DRUMMOND
DOCK BOYS
CAPTAIN RIBMAN BY SPRENGELMEYER & DAVIS
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday (April 26)
This is a wonderful year for cleaning the junk out of your closets. Finish old chores, and scratch outgrown goals off your mental to-do list while you're at it.
Aries (March 21-April 19).
Today is a 5. It's important for you to be nice. Be polite, especially when you disagree with somebody. It's a test of your good manners and your ability to lead.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is an 8. If you continue to follow the rules you've learned, you'll continue to save. Others may call you a penny-pincher, but you'll laugh all the way to the bank.
Today is a 5. Limit your spending
a while longer. There's nothing
you need that you can't do without
a while, except education.
Stop by the library.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Cancer (June 28-July 11)
Today is an 8. There's no sense letting people believe you'll go
left when you intend to go right. You try to avoid a conflict when you can, but some things require you to take a stand.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
Today is a 6. Better recheck your data before you proceed. Garbage in leads to garbage out. Test the accuracy of your information.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Today is a 7. An argument about money could bring out the other guy's nasty side. A sharply spoken word can hurt, but don't take it too seriously. You'll get over it with the help of a good meal.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
Today is a 5. It's still not a good idea to say whatever you feel.
Advise your associates to be similarly cautious. Better safe than sorry.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
Today is a 7. In meetings and workplace discussions, you're more likely to learn what's wrong than what's right. If you want to
know, just ask. If you don't, stay out of earshot.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Today is a 5. A loved one may not initially understand why you're holding the purse strings so tight. Explain how important it is to have some money stashed away. Your lesson may be remembered.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
princip (Dec. 22-14, 19)
Today is an 8. There are a lot of ways to get your meaning across,
and verbal communication is just one of the ways. If words fail you,
try a different approach.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Today is a 5. Something that looked good on paper may have flaws that went undetected. When you actually start to use this concept, you'll find the flaws. Bet on it.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
Today is an 8. You don't have to have a million bucks to be happy.
You just have to appreciate what you have, and you have a lot.
TODAY'S PUZZLE
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Rustler's rope
6 Choir part
10 Rounds or clips
14 Andes people
15 Current
16 Sudden attack
17 Phoebe and Hank
18 Tried partner?
19 Kill partner?
20 Jordan's nickname
21 Feelings of repugnance
24 Dispatched
26 Slice of a circle
27 Pop
28 Competitions for cowboys
31 Pampas lasso
35 Dispense
39 Smell
40 Beauty and tanning spots
41 Resort to subterfuges
43 Mr. Knievel
44 Blood poisoning
46 Made over
48 Keaton and Ladd
49 “__ Town”
51 To and __
52 Building extensions
56 Aloof
61 Indeed
62 Examination
63 Colorado tributary
64 Display
66 Inauguration highlight
67 Churchill's successor
68 Strainer
69 NBA players
70 Antarctic sea
71 Model
DOWN
1 Hartman and Kudrow
2 Comic-strip orphan
3 Derision
4 Viewed
5 Peak in Thessaly
6 Reinforced
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55
56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
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7 Yellowish pink shade
8 Dinner course
9 Slammin' Sammy
10 Catholic jurisdiction
11 Haleakala Crater's island
12 Deep, slimy soil
13 Some poems
22 Lowest points
23 Black goo
25 Nano fractions
29 Lennon's Yoko
30 Narrow-minded partisans
32 First man
33 Author Morrison
34 Sector
35 Simon Says player
36 Jazz pianist Brubeck
37 Sitcom equine
38 Thick-skinned mammals
42 Hot jewelry?
04/28/04
Solutions
45 Talks feebly
Flop
50 Slugger Maris
Ancient harps
Part of AWOL
55 "Long, Tall
Glasses" singer
56 Wait a minute!
57 Rip
58 Concerning
59 Dog's name
59 Fastener with a bolt
65 de Janelro
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