friday, april 23, 2004 entertainment the university daily kansan 3B I.O. CARES BY PAUL WHITTEMORE HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (April 23). You don't have to tell everybody how smart you are. Let them figure it out for themselves as you grin all the way to the bank. Luxury is its own reward. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 7. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 6. You're not quite the same wild and crazy person you were just a few days ago. This doesn't mean that you're out of the competition. Continue to study. You don't like to be yelled at,but on the other hand, if you can put up with a temperamental person, you could earn a bonus. Make it pay. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 7. You're ready to go, but unfortunately you're slightly inhibited. There's something hanging over your head that must be dealt with. Then, go play. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 6. You're almost ready to begin new creative endeavor. Your planning isn't quite complete, however. Do the homework. Leo (July 23-Aug.22). Today is a7. For the next several weeks, you'll have plenty of opportunities to get ahead. Commitment and dedication are required. Luckily, you have a lot of both. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 6. You can count yourself as a winner if you can maintain the status quo. Others pester you to change your ideas, your home decor and everything else. Be open-minded, but maintain your high standards. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is an 8. Another person has worked to help you find the right answer. This isn't cheating. It's more like consulting an expert. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 6. Somebody else is full of arguments about why you can't have whatever it is that you're fixated upon. That's ridiculous, as you know. Be patient. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is an 8. A confidential talk with your partner will be productive. The more issues you resolve, the brighter your future looks. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a7. An insight from somebody close to home can push you over the top. Increase your efficiency so that you can have more time to play with your family. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18). Today is an 8. it'll be easier to find what you're looking for over the next few weeks. You've laid the ground work already. Now, all you have to do is probe a little deeper. Your proboscis is working just fine. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 6. The more you listen, the more the others respect and admire you. Advise them to save their money and pay off all their bills. If you all do that, you'll win big. 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