wednesday, april 21, 2004
entertainment
the university daily kansan 7B
SQUIRREL BY WES BENSON
DOCK BOYS BY SCOTT DRUMMOND
Choose the Dock.
Choose self-indulgence.
Choose Chuck Taylors in your signature color.
Choose "Dance Mania" as your cell phone ring.
Choose Keystone Light for breakfast. Choose to call your parents collect to ask for money. Choose to hand out cups of beer to trick-or-treaters on Halloween. Choose not to read Zippy in your local funny pages. Choose to tell your friends' parents stories about when their child was drunk. Choose to assume the least level of commitment in relationships. Choose the World's Smallest 600-Mile Leash. Choose foosball as the main form of roommate conflict resolution. Choose Doctor Hoo. Choose the Kool-Aid man. Choose Cherry Coke.
Choose your future.
Choose Dock.
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HOROSCOPES
roday's Birthday (April 21). A person you know has lofty dreams. You can help make those dreams come true. Don't do it as a favor, however. Get reimbursed for your service.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 6. You may feel uncharacteristically slow, deliberative, even exhausted. This is a result of all you've been through and the change in conditions. Take it easy.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is an 8. You're tough,
and you needed to be in order
to get past all the problems you
faced. You may have noticed
that it's fun to be tough, in a
gentle and loving way.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is a 5. You're under pressure to explain recent activities.
Review the things that worked, and make a note of the things that didn't. Be honest.
Cancer (June 22-July 22).
Today is an 8. Something you
thought was worthless could turn out to be valuable. Isn't it funny how you never know what will be there for you and what won't? The spirit provides.
Leo (July 23-Aug.22).
Today is a 5. The money is flowing your way. Let them know they can depend on you. And always be respectful. Arrogance is expensive.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Today is a 7. A job you've always wanted could become available. Better check it out thoroughly, though. It may not pay very well. If that's OK, proceed.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 6. You may notice that you're worn out from all your activity. Try to get a good night's rest. Tomorrow is a new adventure.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 7. Your partner has been quite decisive lately, it's good to have someone else
take the risks and the heat Settle back and enjoy a well-earned rest.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Today is a 5. You're inundated with work. There's no time to take a break, not even for lunch.
Brown-bag it today and set up your rendezvous for Friday.
You'll have more time then.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Today is an 8. You're so cutie! Others are attracted to you not because of your wealth, but because you're imaginative and you shoot for such interesting goals.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Today is a 6. It may be hard to get yourself going today. Even if you aren't sick, can you take off to rest? It could prevent a complicated malady from setting in.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
Today is an 8. Remember how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice. You're good at that now, so take your talent to an even higher level.
CROSSWORD
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Petty
6 Long-running quarrel
10 Single-handedly
14 Nairobi's country
15 Rajah's wife
16 Projecting part
17 Up and about
18 Singer Redding
19 Genuine
20 Ponders
22 Stopping places
24 Cogwheel
26 Stimpy's buddy
27 Dry, as wine
30 Seamstresses
36 Cinders of comics
38 Help after a heist
39 Ice fall
40 Medicine container
41 Attacked
43 HOMES part
44 Makes a long story short?
46 Beret filler
47 Power
48 Bringing to mind
51 Superman's letter
52 Shad delicacy
53 Pith
55 In a miserly manner
60 Devastate
64 Killer whale
65 Tide type
67 Heroism
68 Profusion
69 Nor'easter
70 Outer reaches
71 Sound quality
72 Gush forth
73 Smallest possible
DOWN
1 Three-handed card game
2 Webwork
3 One opposed
4 Stretching the truth
5 Frolicked
6 To and ___
7 Has a snack
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48
49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63
64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71
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8 College credit
9 Put off-guard
10 Scattered droplets
11 Popular cookie
12 Advance
13 Wise birds?
21 __Jessica Parker
23 Afternoon affairs
25 Partial refund
27 Break off
28 Slur over
29 State to be true
31 Passover repast
32 Kind of electricity
33 Unworldly
34 Bridge straps
35 Editor's marks
37 Take turns
42 Choir part
45 Hazy pollution
49 Creatures
50 Mixture of pebbles
54 Sidestep
Solutions
55 Classify
56 Small singing group
57 Laptop image
58 Vault
59 New Haven university
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61 Minuscule pond plant
62 Departs
63 Formerly,
formerly
66 Sunday seat
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